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Let us begin with a preface: this is a private residential restroom (thus, exclusively referred to as a bathroom), and is evaluated against a different set of criteria. Keep in mind a rating of 10 would include things like showers you could walk around in and that provide multiple shower heads and steamers, a jacuzzi, a bidet if that’s your thing, and perhaps even a bar. We felt this bathroom would be appropriate to include, however, because it is a stunning example of the Average Bathroom At Your Friend’s House, and we assume our readership is of a certain pedigree and thus knows a few folks around town.

Also, Yahdderman often receives the most bizarre fan mail, so showing a picture of his bathroom should satisfy the continued requests of one Betty M. Hopefully this is the last we’ll hear of this and will not have to call the police again.

This particular bathroom boasts the offbeat charm of yellow coloring, something of an ugly child whose unique spirit makes you secretly love it the most. Most importantly, it is almost always clean and neat, and unlike some WASPy bathrooms we find in suburban homes, with their Norman Rockwell prints and toilets that flush so weakly you perpetually feel on the brink of disaster, this one always lets you stay for as long as you need.

Rating 6.5

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