Planet of the Grapes

High profile madame from the 1990s, Heidi Fleiss, calls to tout her new business venture, including employees Crystal and Rod Steelington. Bill Clinton, still on the phone from the previous segment, announces his newest plans about removing salt from the oceans.

The first caller of 2010 is POTG Radio perennial, Prince. He calls to talk about the latest bashes in his “Dancedom of Dakota,” but soon, the hosts hear from the mysterious other two “Princes.” This exclusive clip reveals the real workings of how Prince maintains his prolific output and energetic live shows, as well as how the uncouth Blizzard Man relates to all of this. Longtime caller Bill Clinton also weighs in.

A male wolf who dresses like female humans, Lotharius, calls to explain why he does so. Somehow, a plan to turn Nebraska into a pool figures into his goals. His interview prompts a call from Link of The Legend of Zelda fame, who apparently has also dealt with cross-dressing and transgender issues himself.

Two morning drive DJs from a Vancouver radio station perform an “FCC Hijack.” Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio call POTG Radio while simultaneously airing the conversation on their own show. The POTG Radio hosts agree to let Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio psychoanalyze Grimace and Lotharius the Transvestite Wolf, who were on the POTG Radio phone before the morning jocks called.

Upon the request of one Dr. Frank N. Furter of Rocky Horror fame, disgruntled ex-Muppet and POTG Radio’s favorite rhymer, Gonzo, is called. At first, Gonzo resists the phone call because he’s having “me time.” He’s celebrating the anniversary of breaking free from Nanny, the caregiver who watched over the Muppets when they were babies. He stays on long enough to discuss his dispute with Harvey Keitel, his several homes, and Frank’s upcoming Halloween party.

Also, a conversation with Grimace reveals why he recently had plastic surgery.

Upon the request of one Dr. Frank N. Furter of Rocky Horror fame, disgruntled ex-Muppet and POTG Radio’s favorite rhymer, Gonzo, is called. At first, Gonzo resists the phone call because he’s having “me time.” He’s celebrating the anniversary of breaking free from Nanny, the caregiver who watched over the Muppets when they were babies. He stays on long enough to discuss his dispute with Harvey Keitel, his several homes, and Frank’s upcoming Halloween party.

Two morning drive DJs from a Vancouver radio station perform an “FCC Hijack.” Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio call POTG Radio while simultaneously airing the conversation on their own show. The POTG Radio hosts agree to let Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio psychoanalyze Grimace and Lotharius the Transvestite Wolf, who were on the POTG Radio phone before the morning jocks called.

A male wolf who dresses like female humans, Lotharius, calls to explain why he does so. Somehow, a plan to turn Nebraska into a pool figures into his goals. His interview prompts a call from Link of The Legend of Zelda fame, who apparently has also dealt with cross-dressing and transgender issues himself.

Celebrating the Feast of Saint Walrus Man, we speak to the greater being himself/herself. Saint Walrus man’s sexual exploits incur the curiosity of hipster Plate Tectonics.

Saint Walrus Man asks to be kept on in the background so he can listen to the show while the hosts get Tiffany Amber Thiessen on the phone. Plate wants to know why she slept with Saint Walrus Man and why she won’t sleep with him. Also, a shrimp priest informs us that Saint Walrus Man is not really a saint.

Bono is calling his new album “Piglet’s Uterus”. We don’t know what that means, but we decided to get to the bottom of it. But first the Anti Horse has to call and remind Saint Walrus Man of his place. When we finally speak to Piglet, he is angry that everybody’s talking about his uterus, whatever that may mean.

Celebrating the Feast of Saint Walrus Man, we speak to the greater being himself/herself. Saint Walrus Man’s sexual exploits incur the curiosity of hipster Plate Tectonics.

Saint Walrus Man asks to be kept on in the background so he can listen to the show while the hosts get Tiffany Amber Thiessen on the phone. Plate wants to know why she slept with Saint Walrus Man and why she won’t sleep with him. Also, a shrimp priest informs us that Saint Walrus Man is not really a saint.

Bono is calling his new album “Piglet’s Uterus”. We don’t know what that means, but we decided to get to the bottom of it. But first the Anti Horse has to call and remind Saint Walrus Man of his place. When we finally speak to Piglet, he is angry that everybody’s talking about his uterus, whatever that may mean.

Also on the show, Roland approaches Saint Walrus Man with a partnership and tries to arrange a match between Gupta Kronog and King Kong Bunson.