Planet of the Grapes

This flamboyant ringleader of POTG Radio’s detractors uses and abuses just about everyone and is smarter and thus more dangerous than most. He has both a love of leather overalls and political sway in certain parts of the world. His “food organization” is really a front for all kinds of sordid activities. He currently travels the world while inside the bowels of Swedish Mecha-Godzilla, controlling the giant robot while nonetheless living in luxurious conditions.

Slim is a health guru who wears a skin tight body suit with paintings of bones and organs on it to teach people about what is inside the human body. Some say the suit never comes off.

Starman was a wrestler and champion for many years in Lipton’s wrestling circuit before being “abandoned” by him. His record of wins is impressive considering his suit is pink.

The owner of a NYC Japanese fast-food chain, Teriyaki Boy is as dense as his white rice. He is famous for not caring about things.

The name says it all…sleep well, ladies.

The only other caller and guest who rivals the Gyros in loudness and intensity, this deep and tortured soul somehow brings people back from the dead for POTG Radio to interview. He is looking for a nice Jewish girl.

Tiffany is a sweet girl who confides in POTG Radio that she has a unique disorder: she cannot see herself.

Sometimes mistaken for a young Leonardo da Vinci, UB Jackson is in fact one of the three POTG Radio hosts. The offspring of a single asexual parent known as “Greater Organism Jackson,” UB has reportedly never believed in magic. He has land in Antarctica waiting to be developed, as well as a “game changing” soup recipe that he will unveil at the right time. He claims he never finishes books by not looking at the final period.

Conspiracy theorist extraordinaire, he originally purported that the moon is made of beef stew. He lives in suburban New York but has a camp in New Mexico for his three hundred “Rasmatarians.” He also has a fondness for wearing goggles.

Willow is the man behind the hosts. He is the POTG Radio’s producer, manager, and studio whiz, having designed and  now continuing to maintain the most advanced phone system in radio. He has a sweet tooth for alcohol and sometime leaves to drink on the job. He perpetually  tries to kick the habit with the help of his girlfriend, Withering Witherspoon, a midget Reese Witherspoon impersonator.