Planet of the Grapes

Yahdderman is not a caller nor is he a character, though he is often a character witness in several court cases regarding mustard-related homicides. He is one of the three hosts of POTG Radio and has been so since its birth. He would like to thank his dog Germany for its unwavering support and willingness to be the third wheel on date night.

The New Age musician has been a friend for many years. He revealed to the hosts that he originally existed as a Greek statue, and when Zeus changed him into a man, he left one part marble…let’s just say Yanni will never need Viagra.

Yoton is a wiry man with small glasses and long stringy blond hair who loves peace and smiling. He considers himself a “sniper” by way of helping to direct the sun’s light onto people. It’s better to just let him go on believing that this is the case.

The Greek god of gods (don’t tell him we didn’t capitalize) is trying to break into show business in Vegas. He still hangs out on Mt. Olympus and is generally not amused.