Planet of the Grapes

Slim Goodbody describes his new fetish for traveling the world’s most dangerous roads, which also doubles as a form of cheap, mentally unstable therapy.

From the forthcoming full episode “Animals are There for a Reason”

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Boy Man explains the secret ulterior motives to being a part of Grimaceland, which seems to include a hybrid army of Grimacelike toddlers. Ryan Seacrest decides this would make a great reality show, and Slim Goodbody and Richard Simmons offer opposing advice for Boy Man.

From the upcoming full episode “Animals Are There for a Reason”

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Grimace reveals to the hosts the existence of an island where Grimace’s kin can frolic and go about their daily lives is relative peace… that is until Boy Man and Macho Man Randy Savage come knocking at their door. They claim that Grimace Island is prejudiced against them by denying citizenship.

From the upcoming full episode “Animals Are There for a Reason”

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Yahdderman celebrates scoring his chariot’s license and considers Cream Christ as a candidate to pull him around. Cream Christ chimes in immediately, but his first gripe is over a competing ice cream and pizza establishment. Turns out the offending Pizza Hovel is owned by Mario’s cousin, who turns this grudge into an all-out verbal melee.

From the upcoming full episode “Animals Are There For A Reason”

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Gosh, a second-rate deity, calls to announce that unfortunately, the Roach God is going to Heck for the practices he has instituted at Jackson’s Diner. The segment ends with POTG Radio’s producer, Willow, accidentally letting his ranting father slip onto the audio feed.

From the upcoming full episode, “Bad Science” (34:42-43:28)

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Sir Isaac Newton is asked about his appreciation and intense critiques of diners. This leads POTG Radio to get on the phone with the Roach God and the Lumberjack Chef, two personalities who own what is perhaps the worst diner in America. Part of their furniture includes Bettie Page’s corpse.

From the upcoming full episode, “Bad Science” (24:30-34:39)

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Yahdderman brings the famous purple dinosaur, Barney, into the studio for a live interview. After speaking about some new projects, he’s joined on the phone by the Sun and the Moon. Obviously, Sir Isaac Newton then gets on the phone. After the Sun and Moon get off, Barney discusses the shady lawyer, Barabbas McQueesinought. Mr. Mcqueesinought had swindled Barney and the Chicken McNuggets into paying him for the guarantee to get a phone call through to POTG Radio.

From the upcoming full episode, “Bad Science” (5:02-24:16)

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Continuing from the previous segment, Bad Taste, Piglet and Gimnael wax philosophical on the taste and design of Graceland, Elvis’s home in Memphis. This prompts a call from the beyond.

From the forthcoming full episode, “Combined Hallucinations” ( 29:40 – 40:00 )

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We speak to the Essence of Bad Taste, whose whole existence is to appear in the presence of distasteful images and conversations, among other unsavory events. Piglet gripes about Bad Taste’s constant presence around his motorcycle gang. Gimnael, Grimace’s brother and leader of the motorcycle gang, also joins.

From the forthcoming full episode, “Combined Hallucinations” ( 18:00 – 29:43 )

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Queen Mab, who creates everyone’s dreams, calls to celebrate the monumental event where she herself had a dream. In it she was having an intimate moment with Sandman. Sandman calls to explain how things happen, or don’t, in dreams, and that some mythical beings need to eat.

From the forthcoming full episode, “Combined Hallucinations” (00:30 – 17:50)

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