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Food Wars

admin — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 16:37:46 +0000

Continuing the phone call from the previous clip (“Ronald Doesn’t Do Commercials”), Ronald’s troubles continue as the Quaker Oats Man emerges as another “representative” from the McDonald’s commercials. He calls Ronald out on his extravagant lifestyle and absence in McD’s commercials while simultaneously claiming he “slept” with Kurt Russell’s wife. Mickey Andy Charly and Aunt Jemimah quickly call up to join sides in what turns out to be the possible beginning of a food war.

From the Upcoming Full Episode “12-Hour Erection”

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Ronald Doesn’t Do Commercials

admin — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:57:26 +0000

Ronald McDonald hasn’t appeared in his own commercials in years. So who is it that dons the red ‘fro? The POTG Radio hosts dig a little to find a strange connection with Kurt Russell and a little girl with a mind-reading gang of children.

From the Upcoming Full Episode “12-Hour Erection”

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Pablo’s Green Period

admin — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 14:51:26 +0000

Pablo Picasso heard POTG Radio talking about him off the air and decided to hijack the episode. It turns out that he has been reincarnated into the body of a talent agent for David Duchovny but still remembers his past life, so it’s made him a little elitist and bitter. Louis Louise calls to take the wind out of his sails. S/he has started a radio therapy show of his/her own, having extensive knowledge of both sexes since s/he changes genders every night at midnight. To make matters more complicated, David Duchovny joins the conversation, detailing his sexual problems.

From the upcoming full episode “12 Hour Erection”

POTG Radio is affiliated with The Hotshot Whiz Kids podcast.

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The Last Unicorn, Part 2

Brad — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 17:46:05 +0000

The Last Unicorn, who is a delivery girl for a Chinese restaurant, comes up to the studio and tells us her story. Mr. Ling (her employer) and Teriyaki Boy are actually siblings in the middle of a bitter restaurant feud. To make matters more complicated, Withering Witherspoon and Gimnael get on the line.

From the upcoming full episode “Fax Machine Conventions”

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The Last Unicorn, Part 1

Brad — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 17:31:57 +0000

POTG Radio gets a call from a Brick (from the building across the street). At first he’s confrontational and purposefully wants to make the segment boring, but soon he gets high from the pot being smoked in the apartment nearest him. He pulls a prank which, through a strange twist, connects POTG Radio with the Last Unicorn ever.

From the upcoming full episode “Fax Machine Conventions”

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Journey to the Center of the Sun

Brad — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 18:21:06 +0000

After a previous conversation about doing a radio show on the sun, Birdman calls to complain that POTG Radio stole his plans to fly to the Earth’s star. After Birdman also proclaims that he loves fax machines, a Doctor Octoluvius calls up to boast about the “3D fax machines” that he invented. Nerdy POTG Radio super-fan Newton Folds also weighs in on fax machines, claiming that there is a fax machine convention, or “FaxCon”.

From the upcoming full episode “Fax Machine Conventions”

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Roads of Death

admin — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:11:30 +0000

Slim Goodbody describes his new fetish for traveling the world’s most dangerous roads, which also doubles as a form of cheap, mentally unstable therapy.

From the forthcoming full episode “Animals are There for a Reason”

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Grimaceland Part 2

admin — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 05:08:54 +0000

Boy Man explains the secret ulterior motives to being a part of Grimaceland, which seems to include a hybrid army of Grimacelike toddlers. Ryan Seacrest decides this would make a great reality show, and Slim Goodbody and Richard Simmons offer opposing advice for Boy Man.

From the upcoming full episode “Animals Are There for a Reason”

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Grimaceland Part 1

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:09:35 +0000

Grimace reveals to the hosts the existence of an island where Grimace’s kin can frolic and go about their daily lives is relative peace… that is until Boy Man and Macho Man Randy Savage come knocking at their door. They claim that Grimace Island is prejudiced against them by denying citizenship.

From the upcoming full episode “Animals Are There for a Reason”

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Cream Cave and Pizza Hovel

admin — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 04:15:08 +0000

Yahdderman celebrates scoring his chariot’s license and considers Cream Christ as a candidate to pull him around. Cream Christ chimes in immediately, but his first gripe is over a competing ice cream and pizza establishment. Turns out the offending Pizza Hovel is owned by Mario’s cousin, who turns this grudge into an all-out verbal melee.

From the upcoming full episode “Animals Are There For A Reason”

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