Planet of the Grapes

Birdman’s prior appearance sparks a call from Birdbunch- conjoined septuplet birds. Then, to keep with the theme, Big Bird calls to complain how they take jobs away from him performing on the cruise line circuit.

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POTG radio speaks to Queen Mab, a fairy who claims to control dreams. King Louis V of France then calls to reveal details about their relationship and the secret of the old French monarchy. Then, Queen Mab’s advances on Willow, POTG Radio’s producer, are brought to light.

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Piglet from the Winnie the Pooh show calls to discuss how he recently shot the series Survivor: Vietnam. Cobra Commander and Destro, villains from the G.I Joe world, were also on the show and call.

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After speaking with Santiago McPherson, a lawyer for the McDonaldland Fry Kids, and Pontius Pilate, a judge, two Fry Kids are called. After Santiago guesses as to where Fry Kids come from, SpongeBob Squarepants (or as he says, “Squibblesquat”) and his pants call. Sponge Bob works for Crab Man’s underwater fast food joint and reveals he has used underwater potatoes as fries, who become Fry Kids if you let them grow. He has sold these grown “Fry Kids” to Ronald McDonald for labor.

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Bob Beasley from the Bank of New York calls POTG Radio to complain that his employees are distracted by the show and asks that it be taken off the air. When he mentions Bill Clinton’s old negative money idea and how he has invested in a stock market based on it, Clinton’s father, Bill Elvis Johnson For Short, calls. Beasley also reveals his true identity.

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Wendell Woah and Clergy Man are the sidekicks for Wild Bill Nipple-o, a man who preaches about nipple empowerment. While he tries to keep them in line, he explains why POTG Radio rival Deez Nuts is providing yet another reason to hate him.

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Deez Nuts, with his new announcer, Oxford, in tow calls to defend himself and why he hates nipples. Grimace’s brother, Gimnael, calls, spaces out.

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After Dr. Frank of Rocky Horror Picture Show fame was explaining how Idaho used to be a colony for very liberal people “back in the day,” Gonzo is called to demonstrate his rhyming technique.

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Rival host Birdman of “Planet of the Cheese” calls looking to score a date with a listener, prompting a call from The Hairball Brothers. After that, “Brie,” a man in the cheese business who Birdman allegedly helped, calls. Apparently, all Birdman did was send huge amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus, thus incurring the wrath of Zeus and the Goat God, since many goats and bovines were killed due to exhaustion from fulfilling the huge order.

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Ronald then gets on the phone, his floating palace having crashed into Venice due to Zeus’ lightning bolts, all because of Birdman’s ordering ridiculous amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus. The man known as “Brie” wants his money for the order.

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