Planet of the Grapes

Hamburglar calls to describe why he will be known as “Quailburglar” in the new millennium. Then Quail Man calls to challenge him.

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POTG Radio speaks with Gorilla Gross, a 12- foot tall Vaseline-covered gorilla from billionaire Lipton LaMask’s elite underground wrestling circuit. Psychotherapist Dr. Flappenhauer had been in the studio, trying to help solve the mystery of wrestling fan Squid Man’s mysterious death and subsequent resurrection.

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An interview from summer 2006 from the multi-uddered, bicycle-kicking, hard partier and womanizer, Pele the Soccer Playing Cow.

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He claims you don’t look up at him — you look up to him. He is Lord Moon, and he’s a little bit of a diva.

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Boy Man, a 42 year old man with a toddler’s face who is a toddler model, is challenged by a model competitor, a 4 year old child genius named Brian. Brian is using the fact that he is having lunch with 90s swimsuit model Kathy Ireland to make Boy Man jealous. Then American leprechaun, Quilquoshe LaBoast, calls to propose his business schemes involving Boy Man and Brian.

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Donkey Kong, known now as fashion designer Don Kong, calls to discuss his controversial new line of clothes that “involve murder.” Bishop O’Reilly calls to discuss the ethics of this. Then a mother and her genius infant son, “Rest in Peace,” call. Rest in Peace is in the hospital, a victim of the Bishop’s “art.” *Willow saved this tape from Ronald, who had used it to clean his toilet, so please don’t mind the occasional audio glitches.*

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Newton Folds, the man who claims he did a show called Planet of the Grapes during a hiatus, calls. Birdman is called and asked about his co-hort Deeze Nuts’ destruction of 2/3 of Chile and his second career as a cheese expert.

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POTG Radio gets the exclusive interview of The Tooth Fairy’s rival, known only in the delivery rooms of hospitals worldwide.

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Ex-President Bill Clinton, who was actually president at the time, clues in POTG Radio on his new economic solution.

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With the help of a sneaky nurse, POTG Radio gets an exclusive interview with Ernie from Sesame Street, who was rumored to have died of cancer. The truth is that he survived, but resides in a hospital where they put people they want to get rid of. And by “They”, we mean Big Bird and Snuffleupagus.

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