Planet of the Grapes

The hosts catch up with old friend Yanni. Then, the three contestants who will be competing to win a romantic getaway with him in the POTG Radio dating game, Grape Love, come into the studio: Birdie from the McDonaldland crew, the ambiguous Rose Royce, and crown jewel thief CJ.

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The first and second rounds of questions for Yanni’s Grape Love.

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The third round of Grape Love questions.

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The final round of Grape Love and Yanni’s decision.

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The average American family has 2.3 children, according to the US Census. We get .3 on the phone to talk about his half-formed tragedy

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.3′s mother, the Afterbirth Fairy, introduces herself and her job to Planet of the Grapes. This evokes business and sexual interest from Bill Cosby.

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Contrary to what the Afterbirth Fairy claims about her abilities, Mosquit O. Buttlow accuses her of owning a mosquito slave camp.

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This segment begins with Fozzy calling, revealing he has a multiple-personality disorder and also speaks as “Mole Man” and “Penelope.” He’s followed by the bitter Gonzo and Nanny’s Legs.

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