Planet of the Grapes

Gosh, a second-rate deity, calls to announce that unfortunately, the Roach God is going to Heck for the practices he has instituted at Jackson’s Diner. The segment ends with POTG Radio’s producer, Willow, accidentally letting his ranting father slip onto the audio feed.

From the upcoming full episode, “Bad Science” (34:42-43:28)

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Sir Isaac Newton is asked about his appreciation and intense critiques of diners. This leads POTG Radio to get on the phone with the Roach God and the Lumberjack Chef, two personalities who own what is perhaps the worst diner in America. Part of their furniture includes Bettie Page’s corpse.

From the upcoming full episode, “Bad Science” (24:30-34:39)

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Yahdderman brings the famous purple dinosaur, Barney, into the studio for a live interview. After speaking about some new projects, he’s joined on the phone by the Sun and the Moon. Obviously, Sir Isaac Newton then gets on the phone. After the Sun and Moon get off, Barney discusses the shady lawyer, Barabbas McQueesinought. Mr. Mcqueesinought had swindled Barney and the Chicken McNuggets into paying him for the guarantee to get a phone call through to POTG Radio.

From the upcoming full episode, “Bad Science” (5:02-24:16)

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Continuing from the previous segment, Bad Taste, Piglet and Gimnael wax philosophical on the taste and design of Graceland, Elvis’s home in Memphis. This prompts a call from the beyond.

From the forthcoming full episode, “Combined Hallucinations” ( 29:40 – 40:00 )

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We speak to the Essence of Bad Taste, whose whole existence is to appear in the presence of distasteful images and conversations, among other unsavory events. Piglet gripes about Bad Taste’s constant presence around his motorcycle gang. Gimnael, Grimace’s brother and leader of the motorcycle gang, also joins.

From the forthcoming full episode, “Combined Hallucinations” ( 18:00 – 29:43 )

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Queen Mab, who creates everyone’s dreams, calls to celebrate the monumental event where she herself had a dream. In it she was having an intimate moment with Sandman. Sandman calls to explain how things happen, or don’t, in dreams, and that some mythical beings need to eat.

From the forthcoming full episode, “Combined Hallucinations” (00:30 – 17:50)

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The continuation of the previous Grape Love segment, where Margaret Thatcher, Sarah Palin, and Reese Witherspoon (sometimes taken over by Christmas Tree Enzyme) are competing for a date with Willow.

from the forthcoming episode “Papaya Juice Enemas & Christmas Tree Enzymes” (54:26-69:10)

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Following the last segment with Willow’s girlfriend going off the deep end, the hosts get three lovely ladies on the phone to compete for a date with him in a Grape Love segment. The contestants are: Margaret Thatcher, Sarah Palin, and Reese Witherspoon, whose bloodstream is taken over at times by the Christmas Tree Enzyme.

from the forthcoming episode “Papaya Juice Enemas & Christmas Tree Enzymes” (34:13-54:24)

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Bill Cosby calls to proclaim how he feels twenty years younger after just having experienced a papaya juice enema. Withering Witherspoon, a mini Reese Witherspoon impersonator, calls about her boyfriend, POTG Radio producer, Willow. She wants him to become vegan, but is flipping out because she too did the papaya enema as well and all of her inhibitions have now gone out the window.

from the forthcoming episode “Papaya Juice Enemas & Christmas Tree Enzymes” (11:30 – 21:48)

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Bill Clinton calls to try and balance his old partner Al Gore, who is on the phone and trying to connect rancid burgers to the sun burning “the weak” to death in 2012. Al admits he has Cookie Monster on a torture wheel in his basement, prompting Gonzo to call and try to help his fellow Muppet.

From the forthcoming episode “South in Your Mouth” (49:19-58:46)

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