Planet of the Grapes

The second batch of contestants for Ms. POTG Radio—Louis Louise, Rose Royce, and Birdie— continue by answering a “deep question.”

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What’s worse than a guy with macaroni and cheese for teeth? A studio guest answers that question and more.

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Continuing on the theme of bizarre teeth, the next guest, Quentin Librarian, has a condition where his people can literally read what he’s thinking-on his pearly whites.

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Oprah, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and “the queen of dreams,” Queen Mab, are the first three competitors on the multiple-episode-spanning “Ms. POTG Radio Pageant.” They have very colorful takes on what their best and worst traits are.

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The first round of the “Ms. POTG Radio Pageant” continues, featuring Oprah, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and Queen Mab, discussing, among other things, their unorthodox diets.

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Lord Moon calls, pronouncing his love for Corrinne, the core of the earth, who turns out to be quite the “Southern belle.” Hell is her neighbor. The lawyer for another delusional woman who sometimes calls herself a Southern belle calls to make demands of Corrinne and perhaps find love himself.

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Silvio, the mustache of New Age musician Yanni, has struck out on his own. He wants to find some geisha girls in Tokyo with his good-time buddy, Godzilla, who apparently learned his English from the Australians. POTG Radio host Yahdderman had counseled Godzilla when he was separating from his ex-wife, Mothra.

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POTG Radio hears from non-threatening rival radio host Newton Folds, who’s a bit tiffed that Yanni had called because Yanni was on his show just moments before. Newton is dating a leather-clad Las Vegas cop, Nicoletta Stilletta, who loves to throw bricks at him, make him kill cows, and blame it all on a doll she made out of leather. Dr Frank of Rocky Horror fame and full of wine and sleeping pills calls to lazily egg Nicoletta on.

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After speaking with a man claiming to be Nostradamus, he reveals that his publisher also publishes the Guinness Book of World Records and that it is a fraud. Willow’s girlfriend, Withering Witherspoon, begins to waiver from her plan of dieting and helping Willow get off alcohol in 2007.

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Health guru Slim Goodbody is the “object of desire” in this installment of POTG Radio’s dating contest, Grape Love. The contestants competing for a romantic getaway with Slim are Hillary Clinton, Oprah, and BQEesha, a highway (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway).

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