Planet of the Grapes

The Grapes from popular underwear company Fruit of the Loom, now a New York real estate mogul, calls to air his gripes with POTG Radio. He brings along his “B Team” which includes Mango and Cucumber, but his lost gay son, Pink Scarf (a watermelon with a pink scarf) is not afraid of his powerful and angry father.

Continuing the discussion with The Grapes from Fruit of the Loom and his “people,” The Apple calls to reveal the Grapes’ abuse. (May be inappropriate for parrots and Benjamin Franklin).

The next three ladies competing for the title of Ms. POTG Radio come to the studio to see how they size up to the questioning. The contest will span four episodes and this is the second. The guests include two ambiguous characters, Louis Louise and Rose Royce. Then there’s Planet of the Cheese native, Birdie. Somehow the Goat God also joins the fray.

Louis Louise, Rose Royce, and Birdie continue the Ms. POTG Radio contests by answering a “deep question.”

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What’s worse than a guy with macaroni and cheese for teeth? A studio guest answers that question and more.

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Continuing on the theme of bizarre teeth, the next guest, Quentin Librarian, has a condition where his people can literally read what he’s thinking-on his pearly whites.

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Oprah, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and “the queen of dreams,” Queen Mab, are the first three competitors on the multiple-episode-spanning “Ms. POTG Radio Pageant.” They have very colorful takes on what their best and worst traits are.

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The first round of the “Ms. POTG Radio Pageant” continues, featuring Oprah, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and Queen Mab, discussing, among other things, their unorthodox diets.

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What’s worse than a guy with macaroni and cheese for teeth? A studio guest answers that question and more.

Continuing on the theme of bizarre teeth, the next guest, Quentin Librarian, has a condition where his people can literally read what he’s thinking-on his pearly whites.

Oprah, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and “the queen of dreams,” Queen Mab, are the first three competitors on the multiple-episode-spanning “Ms. POTG Radio Pageant.” They have very colorful takes on what their best and worst traits are.

They then continue with a discussion, among other things, about their unorthodox diets.

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Lord Moon calls, pronouncing his love for Corrinne, the core of the earth, who turns out to be quite the “Southern belle.” Hell is her neighbor. The lawyer for another delusional woman who sometimes calls herself a Southern belle calls to make demands of Corrinne and perhaps find love himself.

Silvio, the mustache of New Age musician Yanni, has struck out on his own. He wants to find some geisha girls in Tokyo with his good-time buddy, Godzilla, who apparently learned his English from the Australians. POTG Radio host Yahdderman had counseled Godzilla when he was separating from his ex-wife, Mothra.

POTG Radio hears from non-threatening rival radio host Newton Folds, who’s a bit tiffed that Yanni had called because Yanni was on his show just moments before. Newton is dating a leather-clad Las Vegas cop, Nicoletta, who loves to throw bricks on him, make him kill cows, and blame it on a doll she made out of leather. Dr Frank of Rocky Horror fame and full of wine and sleeping pills calls to lazily egg Nicoletta on.

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Lord Moon calls, pronouncing his love for Corrinne, the core of the earth, who turns out to be quite the “Southern belle.” Hell is her neighbor. The lawyer for another delusional woman who sometimes calls herself a Southern belle calls to make demands of Corrinne and perhaps find love himself.

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Silvio, the mustache of New Age musician Yanni, has struck out on his own. He wants to find some geisha girls in Tokyo with his good-time buddy, Godzilla, who apparently learned his English from the Australians. POTG Radio host Yahdderman had counseled Godzilla when he was separating from his ex-wife, Mothra.

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POTG Radio hears from non-threatening rival radio host Newton Folds, who’s a bit tiffed that Yanni had called because Yanni was on his show just moments before. Newton is dating a leather-clad Las Vegas cop, Nicoletta Stilletta, who loves to throw bricks at him, make him kill cows, and blame it all on a doll she made out of leather. Dr Frank of Rocky Horror fame and full of wine and sleeping pills calls to lazily egg Nicoletta on.

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