Planet of the Grapes

The Grim Reaper calls to announce his image change. This leads to Fabio calling, who is trying to convince the Grim Reaper to grant him immortality and destroy falcons. The Afterbirth Fairy calls as does her current lover, the King of Thailand.

Slain, a depressed high schooler, is upset because the Grim Reaper had just called to announce his “image change” (which involves pink suits). Satan then calls to set Slain straight. Piglet calls at the end to get them off and call attention to himself.

Piglet announces he has recently joined the motorcycle gang headed by Gimnael, Grimace’s brother. Gimnael calls shortly thereafter to announce his new love, but alas there is trouble in paradise. Slain, the depressed teenager from the previous segment, sneaks back on the show.

Louis Louise, who is a man by day and woman by night, fights to keep the love of the straight Gimnael. S/he calls gets her friend Falucio, “God of the Harlequins,” on the phone. Louis claims to have not known that harlequins and motorcyclists like Gimnael
are sworn enemies. POTG Radio’s producer, Willow, chimes in from his control booth to explain why Slain the depressed teenager keeps interrupting the show.

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The Grim Reaper calls to announce his image change. This leads to Fabio calling, who is trying to convince the Grim Reaper to grant him immortality and destroy falcons. The Afterbirth Fairy calls as does her current lover, the King of Thailand.

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Slain, a depressed high schooler, is upset because the Grim Reaper had just called to announce his “image change” (which involves pink suits). Satan then calls to set Slain straight. Piglet calls at the end to get them off and call attention to himself.

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Piglet calls to announce he has recently joined the motorcycle gang headed by Gimnael, Grimace’s brother. Gimnael calls shortly thereafter to announce his new love, but alas there is trouble in paradise. Slain, the depressed teenager from the previous segment, sneaks back on the show.

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Louis Louise, who is a man by day and woman by night, fights to keep the love of the straight Gimnael. S/he calls gets her friend Falucio, “God of the Harlequins,” on the phone. Louis claims to have not known that harlequins and motorcyclists are sworn enemies. POTG Radio’s producer, Willow, chimes in from his control booth to explain why Slain the depressed teenager keeps interrupting the show.

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T.T, the official Thanksgiving turkey of 2007, calls. It turns out he’s getting his kicks in before getting eaten and is in bed with a celebrity who’s a favorite of the tabloids. The Harlem River calls to combat the fact that the East River was on last episode and is friends with T.T.

The Harlem River’s impersonations of other famous POTG Radio callers provokes the one and only Ronald to call. This in turn gets the Burger King to call for he first time ever. It turns out he’s in Australia and is friends with Godzilla, who is originally Australian. Pretty soon it’s an almost all-Australian panel as a representative from the Australian Union of Falcons calls, along with Nunchuck the kangaroo. Godzilla becomes bloodthirsty for Ronald.

The ice cream mogul made out of ice cream, Cream Christ, calls. He apparently has discovered a certain substance, and has procured Luigi of Mario Bros. fame to help change his image. Rodney the Caped Ice Cream Man and JC Superstar call to try to intervene with Cream Christ’s new hobby. They all work together on JC’s bid to win the election for “Ruler of United Scandinavia.” Then we hear from Luigi’s brother, Mario, Luigi’s blow-up doll, and the woman the blow-up doll was modeled after.

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T.T, the official Thanksgiving turkey of 2007, calls. It turns out he’s getting his kicks in before getting eaten and is in bed with a celebrity who’s a favorite of the tabloids. The Harlem River calls to combat the fact that the East River was on last episode and is friends with T.T.

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The Harlem River’s impersonations of other famous POTG Radio callers provokes the one and only Ronald to call. This in turn gets the Burger King to call for he first time ever. It turns out he’s in Australia and is friends with Godzilla, who is originally Australian. Pretty soon it’s an almost all-Australian panel as a representative from the Australian Union of Falcons calls, along with Nunchuck the kangaroo. Godzilla becomes bloodthirsty for Ronald.

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Ice cream mogul/man made out of ice cream, Cream Christ, calls. He apparently has discovered a certain substance, and has procured Luigi of Mario Bros. fame to help change his image. Rodney the Caped Ice Cream Man and JC Superstar call to try to intervene with Cream Christ’s new hobby. They all work together on JC’s bid to win the election for “Ruler of United Scandinavia.” Then we hear from Mario, Luigi’s blow-up doll, and the woman the blow-up doll was modeled after.

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Teriyaki Boy, owner of a chain of NYC Japanese fast food restaurants, is called in response to one of the POTG Radio hosts having been sick from the food recently. Apparently, Teriyaki Boy knows New York’s own East River, who tries to be civil at first but can’t resist being filthy and controversial. Teriyaki Boy also apparently dated Paris Hilton, who calls.

Adding to the fray with the East River and Teriyaki Boy, TV icons Arnold and Webster call to debate Teriyaki Boy’s claim that he is immortal. They believe only they are immortal. The US Coast Guard is called in, and plans hatch to bring some of the East River’s water to Egypt, now run by Elton John.

You’ll also hear from casino maven Rhinestone Ugluliat, and from wrestlers Squid Man and John the Baptist, members of billionaire Lipton LaMask’s elite wrestling circuit. LaMask enjoys eating the embryos of species not known to science outside the circle of his personal hunters, but on this call had one lodged in his throat, a donut-shaped amoeba. His secretary does some of the talking for him at first before falling in love/hate with Rhinestone.

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