Planet of the Grapes

Arnold from “Different Strokes” and Webster claim they’re immortal brothers and bicker over who is the bigger POTG Radio fan.

Twin pagan gods This and Thus call to promote “Truth: The Board Game,” defying logic along the way, talking in disarmingly calm voices, and generally mocking humanity.

Mario and Luigi speak of how Luigi is being set-up with criminal charges. Apparently, what started in Vegas may not always stay in Vegas.

Skeeter of the Muppets calls to out her brother, Scooter, who has reverted to his old irresponsible lifestyle. The Jamaican soul that Scooter claims possessed him then calls to give his side, and somehow Wayne Brady also makes an appearance.

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Jermaine Jermolst, a porn director formerly married to a hermaphroditic whale, calls to promote his new male porn star. The call was prompted by UB’s previous discussion of the pistol shrimp; the porn star goes by that same name, Pistol Shrimp, and offers his unique version of peace for England and Ireland.

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POTG Radio’s favorite ex-president besides Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt, calls to demonstrate his new job: translating for the musician Beck, who has written so many songs with nonsensical lyrics that he can no longer communicate logically.

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In the previous section, Beck had expressed, via his interpreter Teddy Roosevelt, that he wanted to speak with Grimace’s cousin, Plum Plumber, a large green plum-man who lives and works on Long Island, NY. Once he’s on, they explore how “spending time” in the same cave has created a telepathic link between them. Then the “First Man” calls, followed by a 16 year old girl who proves that even the first man is just a dirty old man.

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Who is an ancient, tortured Arabian steed that brings people back from the dead? The Anti-Horse, and he thinks he’s dying because he can’t remember bringing Teddy Roosevelt (who’s still on the phone from earlier) back from the dead. The Anti-Horse is doubly worried because his heart has been inside of Slifrigerator, health guru Slim Goodbody’s old refrigerator, for a very long time. The two had met in ancient Persia and have an old rivalry. Slifrigerator eventually reveals his new desert location, prompting a call from Birdman, his current neighbor.

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Jermaine Jermolst, a porn director formerly married to a hermaphroditic whale, calls to promote his new male porn star. The call was prompted by UB’s previous discussion of the pistol shrimp; the porn star goes by that same name, Pistol Shrimp, and offers his unique version of peace for England and Ireland.

POTG Radio’s favorite ex-president besides Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt, calls to demonstrate his new job: translating for the musician Beck, who has written so many songs with nonsensical lyrics that he can no longer communicate logically.

Beck had expressed, via his interpreter Teddy Roosevelt, that he wanted to speak with Grimace’s cousin, Plum Plumber, a large green plum-man who lives and works on Long Island, NY. Once he’s on, they explore how “spending time” in the same cave has created a telepathic link between them. Then the “First Man” calls, followed by a 16 year old girl who proves that even the first man is just a dirty old man.

Who is an ancient, tortured Arabian steed that brings people back from the dead? The Anti-Horse, and he thinks he’s dying because he can’t remember bringing Teddy Roosevelt (who’s still on the phone from earlier) back from the dead. The Anti-Horse is doubly worried because his heart has been inside of Slifrigerator, health guru Slim Goodbody’s old refrigerator, for a very long time. The two had met in ancient Persia and have an old rivalry. Slifrigerator eventually reveals his new desert location, prompting a call from Birdman, his current neighbor.

Also on the show, U.B. Jackson gives an alternate meaning to Pistol Shrimp. Willow drinks.

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Rival radio host Birdman is granted amnesty and makes a live studio appearance for the first time. POTG Radio is honoring a promise that he could be the “Object of Desire” on Grape Love, their dating game. The three contestants are Oxford (Deez Nuts’ announcer), The Afterbirth Fairy, and Bill Cosby.

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The second half of Birdman’s Grape Love. Find out what Bill Cosby has a tattoo of and what everyone thinks of Internet sex videos.

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Birdman’s prior appearance sparks a call from Birdbunch- conjoined septuplet birds. Then, to keep with the theme, Big Bird calls to complain how they take jobs away from him performing on the cruise line circuit.

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Rival radio host Birdman is granted amnesty and makes a live studio appearance for the first time. POTG Radio is honoring a promise that he could be the “Object of Desire” on Grape Love, their dating game. The three contestants are Oxford (Deez Nuts’ announcer), The Afterbirth Fairy, and Bill Cosby. Find out what Bill Cosby has a tattoo of and what everyone thinks of Internet sex videos.

Birdman’s prior appearance sparks a call from Birdbunch — conjoined septuplet birds. Then, to keep with the theme, Big Bird calls to complain how they take jobs away from him performing on the cruise line circuit.

You’ll also hear from Don Kong the clothing designer (formerly known as Donkey Kong), a Republican bee who does not like the phrase “birds and bees,” his queen bee, Sallie, and her would-be suitor, the mathematician Fibonacci.

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