Planet of the Grapes

Wendell Woah and Clergy Man are the sidekicks for Wild Bill Nipple-o, a man who preaches about nipple empowerment. While he tries to keep them in line, he explains why POTG Radio rival Deez Nuts is providing yet another reason to hate him.

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Deez Nuts, with his new announcer, Oxford, in tow calls to defend himself and why he hates nipples. Grimace’s brother, Gimnael, calls, spaces out.

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After Dr. Frank of Rocky Horror Picture Show fame was explaining how Idaho used to be a colony for very liberal people “back in the day,” Gonzo is called to demonstrate his rhyming technique.

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Wendell Woah and Clergy Man are the sidekicks for Wild Bill Nipple-o, a man who preaches about nipple empowerment. While he tries to keep them in line, he explains why POTG Radio rival Deez Nuts is providing yet another reason to hate him.

Deez Nuts, with his new announcer, Oxford, in tow calls to defend himself and why he hates nipples. Grimace’s brother, Gimnael, calls, spaces out.

After Dr. Frank of Rocky Horror Picture Show fame was explaining how Idaho used to be a colony for very liberal people “back in the day,” Gonzo is called to demonstrate his rhyming technique.

Middle-Aged Man Winter lives in his father’s cold shadow and admits to being pecked by Pelican Pecorino. Sexual harassment charges may follow.

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Rival host Birdman of “Planet of the Cheese” calls looking to score a date with a listener, prompting a call from The Hairball Brothers. After that, “Brie,” a man in the cheese business who Birdman allegedly helped, calls. Apparently, all Birdman did was send huge amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus, thus incurring the wrath of Zeus and the Goat God, since many goats and bovines were killed due to exhaustion from fulfilling the huge order.

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Ronald then gets on the phone, his floating palace having crashed into Venice due to Zeus’ lightning bolts, all because of Birdman’s ordering ridiculous amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus. The man known as “Brie” wants his money for the order.

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With Ronald still on the phone lamenting how his floating palace has crashed into Venice, POTG Radio gets a wrong number call and makes the best of it.

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Boris Yeltsin calls from the dead, complaining about the man who controls his cloud, Blizzard Man, who has created the bad weather for April. He did this to punish Boy Man, who is in Siberia with the circus impresario/American leprechaun Quilquoshe LaBoast. Prince calls to make Quilquoshe a business proposition, as does the Sphinx, also experiencing bad weather since Birdman lives in his nostrils and has fallen out of Blizzard Man’s favor as well.

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Rival host Birdman of “Planet of the Cheese” calls looking to score a date with a listener, prompting a call from The Hairball Brothers. After that, “Brie,” a man in the cheese business who Birdman allegedly helped, calls. Apparently, all Birdman did was send huge amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus, thus incurring the wrath of Zeus and the Goat God, since many goats and bovines were killed due to exhaustion from fulfilling the huge order.

Ronald then gets on the phone, his floating palace having crashed into Venice due to Zeus’ lightning bolts, all because of Birdman’s ordering ridiculous amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus. The man known as “Brie” wants his money for the order.

With Ronald still on the phone lamenting how his floating palace has crashed into Venice, POTG Radio gets a wrong number call and makes the best of it.

Boris Yeltsin calls from the dead, complaining about the man who controls his cloud, Blizzard Man, who has created the bad weather for April. He did this to punish Boy Man, who is in Siberia with the circus impresario/American leprechaun Quilquoshe LaBoast. Prince calls to make Quilquoshe a business proposition, as does the Sphinx, also experiencing bad weather since Birdman lives in his nostrils and has fallen out of Blizzard Man’s favor as well.

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POTG Radio speaks with Tor, the janitor of NYC. After sending out a bizarre request for his clothing preferences, Mother Therysiskel, mother of a “baby bishop,” calls to negotiate with Tor.