Planet of the Grapes

Rival host Birdman of “Planet of the Cheese” calls looking to score a date with a listener, prompting a call from The Hairball Brothers. After that, “Brie,” a man in the cheese business who Birdman allegedly helped, calls. Apparently, all Birdman did was send huge amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus, thus incurring the wrath of Zeus and the Goat God, since many goats and bovines were killed due to exhaustion from fulfilling the huge order.

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Ronald then gets on the phone, his floating palace having crashed into Venice due to Zeus’ lightning bolts, all because of Birdman’s ordering ridiculous amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus. The man known as “Brie” wants his money for the order.

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With Ronald still on the phone lamenting how his floating palace has crashed into Venice, POTG Radio gets a wrong number call and makes the best of it.

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Boris Yeltsin calls from the dead, complaining about the man who controls his cloud, Blizzard Man, who has created the bad weather for April. He did this to punish Boy Man, who is in Siberia with the circus impresario/American leprechaun Quilquoshe LaBoast. Prince calls to make Quilquoshe a business proposition, as does the Sphinx, also experiencing bad weather since Birdman lives in his nostrils and has fallen out of Blizzard Man’s favor as well.

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Rival host Birdman of “Planet of the Cheese” calls looking to score a date with a listener, prompting a call from The Hairball Brothers. After that, “Brie,” a man in the cheese business who Birdman allegedly helped, calls. Apparently, all Birdman did was send huge amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus, thus incurring the wrath of Zeus and the Goat God, since many goats and bovines were killed due to exhaustion from fulfilling the huge order.

Ronald then gets on the phone, his floating palace having crashed into Venice due to Zeus’ lightning bolts, all because of Birdman’s ordering ridiculous amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus. The man known as “Brie” wants his money for the order.

With Ronald still on the phone lamenting how his floating palace has crashed into Venice, POTG Radio gets a wrong number call and makes the best of it.

Boris Yeltsin calls from the dead, complaining about the man who controls his cloud, Blizzard Man, who has created the bad weather for April. He did this to punish Boy Man, who is in Siberia with the circus impresario/American leprechaun Quilquoshe LaBoast. Prince calls to make Quilquoshe a business proposition, as does the Sphinx, also experiencing bad weather since Birdman lives in his nostrils and has fallen out of Blizzard Man’s favor as well.

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POTG Radio speaks with Tor, the janitor of NYC. After sending out a bizarre request for his clothing preferences, Mother Therysiskel, mother of a “baby bishop,” calls to negotiate with Tor.

Somehow Col. Mustard of Clue, adult children’s model Boy Man, and Gonzo of the Muppets are all involved in a pending war that raises moral, philosophical, and questionable questions. May cause breach births.

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POTG Radio speaks with Tor, the janitor of NYC. After sending out a bizarre request for his clothing preferences, Mother Therysiskel, mother of a “baby bishop,” calls to negotiate with Tor.

Somehow Col. Mustard of Clue, adult children’s model Boy Man, and Gonzo of the Muppets are all involved in a pending war that raises moral, philosophical, and questionable questions. May cause breach births.

Also on the show, ex-cricketer Sanjay Singh call to explain underground the NYC phenomenon of English Handball. Sleazy Chee, another player who is a chicken/architect/ex-rapper, calls to give his side, as do Julia Child, Mole Man, and the greatest player of the sport.

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Grimace calls to offer his brother, Gimnael, sanctuary on his battleship, then Bjord Scarecrow calls to fight with Gimnael over a woman.

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Yahdderman is sick, so Pelican Pecorino calls, claiming his pecorino beak has healing qualities. Pecorino Patience, a pagan god, calls, claiming he is responsible for the beak’s powers. Currently attached to him is Quailburglar, who wanted some of that power for himself and is also Pelican Pecorino’s father. Gimnael is called to attest to the healing powers of the beak.

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