Yahdderman is sick, so Pelican Pecorino calls, claiming his pecorino beak has healing qualities. Pecorino Patience, a pagan god, calls, claiming he is responsible for the beak’s powers. Currently attached to him is Quailburglar, who wanted some of that power for himself and is also Pelican Pecorino’s father. Gimnael is called to attest to the healing powers of the beak.
Zeus is called to assess Pecorino Patience’s power as a pagan god. Then Kid Gicarus, who interned for Pecorino Patience, calls. Pecorino Patience is scared that if Quailburglar tries to mate with him, there will be catastrophic consequences. Earth Man, the two-mouthed by-product of the fact that Zeus touched Pecorino Patience, calls.
Besides the topics described in the above segments, you’ll also hear from JC Superstar and Mole Man as they continue their political campaign in Scandinavia, George Bush, Michael Jackson’s hat, Pontius Pilate, and POTG Radio’s old friend Bill Clinton.
A talker since birth, you will always hear Deaze Beans on POTG Radio because he is one of the three hosts. When he was 4 years old he joined the Poison fan club, but when he was mistakenly sent “Mozart funglasses” instead of a Bret Michaels poster, decided to go into radio. Temporarily sidetracked in an accident during the fleeting scooter fad of the late ’90s, Deaze Beans renewed his contract with POTG Radio for the next 127,987 months.
With the help of a sneaky nurse, POTG Radio gets an exclusive interview with Ernie from Sesame Street, who was rumored to have died of cancer. The truth is that he survived, but resides in a hospital where they put people they want to get rid of. And by “They”, we mean Big Bird and Snuffleupagus.
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The Muppet Baby feud wraps up with a description of their current living situation.
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Animal and Kermit add to the fray.
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Gonzo is trying to have a doctor fax medical records on Fozzy to prove he has a multiple personality disorder. Then POTG Radio calls Skeeter and Scooter, who have office jobs. Ms. Piggy and Rolf also call.
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The health guru behind “Sweating to the Oldies” and old friend of POTG Radio calls to describe some of his new products.
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The hosts interview Grimace’s motorcycle gang-member brother, Gimnael, who was in Reno for a rally.
After Gimnael describes how flying Harlequins who live in the plains of Canada attack American motorcyclists, a Harlequin on his way to Reno calls.
Grimace calls to offer his brother sanctuary on his battleship, then Bjord Scarecrow calls to fight with Gimnael over a woman.
The health guru behind “Sweating to the Oldies” and old friend of POTG Radio calls to describe some of his new products.
You’ll also hear about POTG Radio’s bizarre missing microphone and an interview with its instructional manual, Willow’s brother, Willus, and Indian game show host Gilbert Gabooge.
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After Gimnael describes how flying Harlequins who live in the plains of Canada attack American motorcyclists, a Harlequin on his way to Reno calls.
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The hosts interview Grimace’s motorcycle gang-member brother, Gimnael, who was in Reno for a rally.
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