Planet of the Grapes

A male wolf who dresses like female humans, Lotharius, calls to explain why he does so. Somehow, a plan to turn Nebraska into a pool figures into his goals. His interview prompts a call from Link of The Legend of Zelda fame, who apparently has also dealt with cross-dressing and transgender issues himself.

Two morning drive DJs from a Vancouver radio station perform an “FCC Hijack.” Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio call POTG Radio while simultaneously airing the conversation on their own show. The POTG Radio hosts agree to let Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio psychoanalyze Grimace and Lotharius the Transvestite Wolf, who were on the POTG Radio phone before the morning jocks called.

Upon the request of one Dr. Frank N. Furter of Rocky Horror fame, disgruntled ex-Muppet and POTG Radio’s favorite rhymer, Gonzo, is called. At first, Gonzo resists the phone call because he’s having “me time.” He’s celebrating the anniversary of breaking free from Nanny, the caregiver who watched over the Muppets when they were babies. He stays on long enough to discuss his dispute with Harvey Keitel, his several homes, and Frank’s upcoming Halloween party.

Also, a conversation with Grimace reveals why he recently had plastic surgery.

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Upon the request of one Dr. Frank N. Furter of Rocky Horror fame, disgruntled ex-Muppet and POTG Radio’s favorite rhymer, Gonzo, is called. At first, Gonzo resists the phone call because he’s having “me time.” He’s celebrating the anniversary of breaking free from Nanny, the caregiver who watched over the Muppets when they were babies. He stays on long enough to discuss his dispute with Harvey Keitel, his several homes, and Frank’s upcoming Halloween party.

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Two morning drive DJs from a Vancouver radio station perform an “FCC Hijack.” Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio call POTG Radio while simultaneously airing the conversation on their own show. The POTG Radio hosts agree to let Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio psychoanalyze Grimace and Lotharius the Transvestite Wolf, who were on the POTG Radio phone before the morning jocks called.

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A male wolf who dresses like female humans, Lotharius, calls to explain why he does so. Somehow, a plan to turn Nebraska into a pool figures into his goals. His interview prompts a call from Link of The Legend of Zelda fame, who apparently has also dealt with cross-dressing and transgender issues himself.

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Celebrating the Feast of Saint Walrus Man, we speak to the greater being himself/herself. Saint Walrus man’s sexual exploits incur the curiosity of hipster Plate Tectonics.

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Saint Walrus Man asks to be kept on in the background so he can listen to the show while the hosts get Tiffany Amber Thiessen on the phone. Plate wants to know why she slept with Saint Walrus Man and why she won’t sleep with him. Also, a shrimp priest informs us that Saint Walrus Man is not really a saint.

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Bono is calling his new album “Piglet’s Uterus”. We don’t know what that means, but we decided to get to the bottom of it. But first the Anti Horse has to call and remind Saint Walrus Man of his place. When we finally speak to Piglet, he is angry that everybody’s talking about his uterus, whatever that may mean.

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Celebrating the Feast of Saint Walrus Man, we speak to the greater being himself/herself. Saint Walrus Man’s sexual exploits incur the curiosity of hipster Plate Tectonics.

Saint Walrus Man asks to be kept on in the background so he can listen to the show while the hosts get Tiffany Amber Thiessen on the phone. Plate wants to know why she slept with Saint Walrus Man and why she won’t sleep with him. Also, a shrimp priest informs us that Saint Walrus Man is not really a saint.

Bono is calling his new album “Piglet’s Uterus”. We don’t know what that means, but we decided to get to the bottom of it. But first the Anti Horse has to call and remind Saint Walrus Man of his place. When we finally speak to Piglet, he is angry that everybody’s talking about his uterus, whatever that may mean.

Also on the show, Roland approaches Saint Walrus Man with a partnership and tries to arrange a match between Gupta Kronog and King Kong Bunson.

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Doctor Thornberry, of the first Spiderman movie, is the first caller to try and promote his “celebrity.” This leads to Steven Tylerico, a Steve Tyler impersonator, to call and explain what he does to beautiful women on dates.

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Two old callers, both of whom have fledgling bands, call to add to the fray. They are Gib from the band GIB (Gardening in Biodomes) and Joe from the band GIP’D (Gardening In Possible Biodomes). Besides their metal bands, they are both trying to help Ernie of Sesame St. escape from the secret biodome he is imprisoned in.

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