Planet of the Grapes

Barrabbas McQuesinought, lawyer for both Barney the dinosaur and several Chicken MgNuggets, calls to get his clients on the phone. Two McNuggets, Duane Read and Ninja, call. They reveal that if you flip them over they have different names and personalities; they become Maccabee and Walnut McDermott, respectively. They then all discuss how Barney has a marsupial-like pouch where he incubates McNuggets.

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Old friend Richard Simmons calls to reveal his colorful new clothing line, which includes snakeskin panties- which he’s currently wearing. His friend, fashion designer Don Kong (formerly Donkey Kong), calls to add his two cents as they also discuss their new diet suggestions for the hosts.

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy calls and quickly incurs the wrath of both Gimnael, Grimace’s motorcycle-riding brother, and Piglet, who has shed the timid persona he had on the Winnie the Pooh show and now is a bloodthirsty member of Gimnael’s gang.

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Barabbas McQuesinought, lawyer for both Barney the dinosaur and several Chicken MgNuggets, calls to get his clients on the phone. Two McNuggets, Duane Reade and Ninja, call. They reveal that if you flip them over they have different names and personalities; they become Maccabee and Walnut McDermott, respectively. They then all discuss how Barney has a marsupial-like pouch where he incubates McNuggets.

Old friend Richard Simmons calls to reveal his colorful new clothing line, which includes snakeskin panties- which he’s currently wearing. His friend, fashion designer Don Kong (formerly Donkey Kong), calls to add his two cents as they also discuss their new diet suggestions for the hosts.

The Pillsbury Dough Boy calls and quickly incurs the wrath of both Gimnael, Grimace’s motorcycle-riding brother, and Piglet, who has shed the timid persona he had on the Winnie the Pooh show and now is a bloodthirsty member of Gimnael’s gang.

In this episode you’ll also hear more about the McNuggets’ take on what it’s like to be food, their rivalry with the turkey who owns the Pudgie’s Chicken food chain, and their war with Ronald, who calls to gloat how he wears slippers and thongs made of McNuggets.

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POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.”

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Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along with Fuzzy Bear tries to explain the connection between Fozzy Bear and Roosevelt family infidelity.

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The championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant begins. Goat God, who joined for Round Two, comes back to mediate as promised. The three finalists are Tiffany Amber Thiessen (who had previously revealed to POTG Radio how she cannot see herself), the gender-bending Louis/Lois Louise, and BQEesha, part of a highway in NYC. Birdman calls for Question 1.

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The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.

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The Goat God asks the final question in the championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant and a winner is finally chosen to receive the coveted prize: a typewriter and a minute piece of the Berlin Wall.

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POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.”

Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along with Fuzzy Bear tries to explain the connection between Fozzy Bear and Roosevelt family infidelity.

The championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant begins. Goat God, who joined for Round Two, comes back to mediate as promised. The three finalists are Tiffany Amber Thiessen (who had previously revealed to POTG Radio how she cannot see herself), the gender-bending Louis/Lois Louise, and BQEesha, part of a highway in NYC. Birdman calls for Question 1.

The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.

The Goat God asks the final question in the championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant and a winner is finally chosen to receive the coveted prize: a typewriter and a minute piece of the Berlin Wall.

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