Planet of the Grapes

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!) Yogurt in perpetual flight.

@) Godzilla lectures extensively on the separation of church and state. He lives in Nantucket with his wife (post-op Mothra) and two children. This is his thirty seventh novel… thirty eighth if you count his tears being used to form hieroglyphic mud sculptures that the remaining Iroquois used to tell the story of Eliot Spitzer’s downfall…

#) There is no “reverse” on emotions. Only new ways to urinate on your therapist’s couch without him/her/moths noticing.

$) CANDY- PREAST= PEASANT (EAT ME). —–> I wrote that equation on Einstein’s bathroom wall when he had me over for tea. And then, a funny thing happened. He looked at me and said, “fuck the you of tomorrow.”

%) Champions are not born. They are hatched. (Look at me float away with your genitals)

^) Upsy daisy. Flowers may be more intelligent than humans…just waiting for the right time to strike. mmmhmm….keep  it light.

“Do you believe me yet?”

-G(o)d

&) “Parakeets make me lustful” was all I wrote on my Facebook wall…and the Harvard grad girls came a-knockin’…
I mean, illogical wetness. Was what I experienced. While watching the Ken Burns documentary, “Baseball.”
NOT what I signed up for.

They call me Clever Chevy) I never believed there was a “Chevy Chase, Maryland” until I filled my first polar bear (with toast) there.
Now, I think about Chevy Chase every time I weigh the pros and cons of the Bible. Good times…

() reap what you saw. And if you sew yourself a “Cosby Sweater,” you better “sew” your “seed” on my velvet “electric” chair.
Easter was never exciting.

!)) Outdoor Lingerie

!!) Let’s become slaves to each other and reverse the effects of feudalism.

!@) If the universe is infinite, that literally means that there is a planet exactly like Earth with people who are genetically identical to you and me…
BUT…cellulite is “in.” I’m so sorry that I have failed to develop a teleportation device. 700 trillion trillion lightyears is a long way to consider
how many brownies you probably shouldn’t have eaten…

Crucify me gently,

Thurman “Wonderment is Over” Bristlemueller

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Tolstoy would have never written a thing if he had only discovered pomegranates in time