Blue is overrated as a favorite color.

PS Tomato Sauce and ovaries don’t mix

Do it wise.

PS In 25,000 years my skeleton and your skeleton will be inseparable.

My watch has four hands…watch out!!!

PS No matter what you say, you’re not as smart as you think you are.

There is a certain poetry to the way poundcake feels between your ass cheeks.

PS Most Harley Davidson owners don’t “get” stuff like “this”

Falcons suck

PS Is it still too soon to make John Wilkes Booth jokes?

Don’t discuss karma over lunch.

PS: Apricots will always be underrated.

Even icicles think about destiny.

PS Don’t think about the year two hundred trillion.

What can you say about the beach that hasn’t been said about the catacombs?

PS Find someone who  has a “granite donkey” face.

The biggest crime is a crime of passionfruit.

PS Passionate flutes.

We are the Playboys of the Eastern Hemisphere.

PS Many will mistake lettuce for cabbage to signal the End of Days.