Planet of the Grapes

Continuing the phone call from the previous clip (“Ronald Doesn’t Do Commercials”), Ronald’s troubles continue as the Quaker Oats Man emerges as another “representative” from the McDonald’s commercials. He calls Ronald out on his extravagant lifestyle and absence in McD’s commercials while simultaneously claiming he “slept” with Kurt Russell’s wife. Mickey Andy Charly and Aunt Jemimah quickly call up to join sides in what turns out to be the possible beginning of a food war.

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!) Yogurt in perpetual flight.

@) Godzilla lectures extensively on the separation of church and state. He lives in Nantucket with his wife (post-op Mothra) and two children. This is his thirty seventh novel… thirty eighth if you count his tears being used to form hieroglyphic mud sculptures that the remaining Iroquois used to tell the story of Eliot Spitzer’s downfall…

#) There is no “reverse” on emotions. Only new ways to urinate on your therapist’s couch without him/her/moths noticing.

$) CANDY- PREAST= PEASANT (EAT ME). —–> I wrote that equation on Einstein’s bathroom wall when he had me over for tea. And then, a funny thing happened. He looked at me and said, “fuck the you of tomorrow.”

%) Champions are not born. They are hatched. (Look at me float away with your genitals)

^) Upsy daisy. Flowers may be more intelligent than humans…just waiting for the right time to strike. mmmhmm….keep  it light.

“Do you believe me yet?”

-G(o)d

&) “Parakeets make me lustful” was all I wrote on my Facebook wall…and the Harvard grad girls came a-knockin’…
I mean, illogical wetness. Was what I experienced. While watching the Ken Burns documentary, “Baseball.”
NOT what I signed up for.

They call me Clever Chevy) I never believed there was a “Chevy Chase, Maryland” until I filled my first polar bear (with toast) there.
Now, I think about Chevy Chase every time I weigh the pros and cons of the Bible. Good times…

() reap what you saw. And if you sew yourself a “Cosby Sweater,” you better “sew” your “seed” on my velvet “electric” chair.
Easter was never exciting.

!)) Outdoor Lingerie

!!) Let’s become slaves to each other and reverse the effects of feudalism.

!@) If the universe is infinite, that literally means that there is a planet exactly like Earth with people who are genetically identical to you and me…
BUT…cellulite is “in.” I’m so sorry that I have failed to develop a teleportation device. 700 trillion trillion lightyears is a long way to consider
how many brownies you probably shouldn’t have eaten…

Crucify me gently,

Thurman “Wonderment is Over” Bristlemueller

Ronald McDonald hasn’t appeared in his own commercials in years. So who is it that dons the red ‘fro? The POTG Radio hosts dig a little to find a strange connection with Kurt Russell and a little girl with a mind-reading gang of children.

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Tolstoy would have never written a thing if he had only discovered pomegranates in time

61st Street & Broadway

The Biblical Museum can be found virtually around the corner from Lincoln Center and provides you with exactly a room-and-a-half of some drawings by marginally significant Renaissance era artists. In fact, there’s more to do in the gift shop on the ground floor than paying to get into the museum proper. The bathroom is located down a side hall, in a side door. A security guard grilled us on why we were back there, not thinking that even the most devout heathens need to relieve themselves from time to time. He probably didn’t want us entering the off-limits library that contained napkins with Jesus’s handwriting on them, detailing what he wanted picked up for him at the nearby salad bar.

For a religion requiring its priests to take a vow of poverty, the bathroom well reflects the beige existence of non-ownership. There was only one stall, and one urinal in the men’s room. Of the two sinks they had, only one had a hand sensor. Perhaps the other functioned on the power of prayer? The one stall, handicap accessible, is another waste of space unless employees use it to gather in ten at a time and smoke next to the “No Smoking” sign (for wherever there are rules, there are rule breakers…). The floor is worn and dirty with gray tiles, a tragedy of time and upkeep. We expected better from this museum, and now we expect to hear 30 Hail Mary’s and 40 flushes.

Rating: 4.5

Pablo Picasso heard POTG Radio talking about him off the air and decided to hijack the episode. It turns out that he has been reincarnated into the body of a talent agent for David Duchovny but still remembers his past life, so it’s made him a little elitist and bitter. Louis Louise calls to take the wind out of his sails. S/he has started a radio therapy show of his/her own, having extensive knowledge of both sexes since s/he changes genders every night at midnight. To make matters more complicated, David Duchovny joins the conversation, detailing his sexual problems.

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My watch has four hands…watch out!!!

PS No matter what you say, you’re not as smart as you think you are.