Planet of the Grapes

Bill Cosby calls to proclaim how he feels twenty years younger after just having experienced a papaya juice enema. Withering Witherspoon, a mini Reese Witherspoon impersonator, calls about her boyfriend, POTG Radio producer, Willow. She wants him to become vegan, but is flipping out because she too did the papaya enema as well and all [...]

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1) I’m taking my Paris equivalency test. I want to see how many bars from the Eiffel Tower correspond with patterns in my DNA. Some French guy told me that the “D” in my DNA stands for denial, and the people at Fox News won’t return my calls because it’s “so obvious” that I was [...]