Planet of the Grapes

Yahdderman brings the famous purple dinosaur, Barney, into the studio for a live interview. After speaking about some new projects, he’s joined on the phone by the Sun and the Moon. Obviously, Sir Isaac Newton then gets on the phone. After the Sun and Moon get off, Barney discusses the shady lawyer, Barabbas McQueesinought. Mr. [...]

Mario starts by complaining how his brother Luigi isn’t always sharp, citing an old incident where he fell for a cop disguised as a prostitute. Renowned Swiss therapist Dr. Flappenhauer calls with advice, but can’t get far as he is always interrupted by his boots, which respectively house the spirits of Keith Richards and Michael [...]

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Bill Clinton calls to try and balance his old partner Al Gore, who is on the phone and trying to connect rancid burgers to the sun burning “the weak” to death in 2012. Al admits he has Cookie Monster on a torture wheel in his basement, prompting Gonzo to call and try to help his [...]

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The first caller of 2010 is POTG Radio perennial, Prince. He calls to talk about the latest bashes in his “Dancedom of Dakota,” but soon, the hosts hear from the mysterious other two “Princes.” This exclusive clip reveals  the real workings of how Prince maintains his prolific output and energetic live shows, as well as [...]

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Continuing from the previous segment, Bill Clinton cannot understand Heidi Fleiss’ new platonic prostitution ring, and Gonzo calls to lament how he liked things better in the old days. Gonzo’s new campaign is destroying horoscopes, prompting animosity with a mysterious caller named Krishna II. From the forthcoming Full Episode “Where Life Comes Out Of” (41:48-55:53) [...]

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High profile madame from the 1990s, Heidi Fleiss, calls to tout her new business venture, including employees Crystal and Rod Steelington. Bill Clinton, still on the phone from the previous segment, announces his newest plans about removing salt from the oceans. From the forthcoming Full Episode, “Where Life Comes Out Of” (21:53-41:44) Can’t see a [...]

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The first caller of 2010 is POTG Radio perennial, Prince. He calls to talk about the latest bashes in his “Dancedom of Dakota,” but soon, the hosts hear from the mysterious other two “Princes.” This exclusive clip reveals the real workings of how Prince maintains his prolific output and energetic live shows, as well as [...]

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From Episode “Death Fetish”(26:50 – 52:18) Bill Cosby wants a eulogy while he is still alive, and he’s courting master eulogist Birdbest to do it. He’s not winning favor with Birdbest though, since Cosby has re-wired Birdbests’s TiVo to always play the Cosby Show and has an army of Demi Moore clones re-wiring Birdbest’s house. [...]

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From Episode “Death Fetish”(52:58 – 67:13) With the phone lines clear of all except Bill Clinton, Birdbest’s deadbeat father and resident of Egypt, Birdman, calls to pick the ex-president’s brain about womanizing. He can’t seem to get Cleopatra’s Ghost in bed. In the conversation, Birdman reveals that he now shares his apartment (inside the great [...]

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