Birdman’s estranged son, Birdbest (who, unlike his father, is a friend to POTG Radio), calls looking not for a date, but a mate. This prompts several obvious candidates to call: Richard Simmons’ Skeleton, Edward Scissorhands, and Skeeter’s Back.

NYC’s own East River calls, followed by the thorn in his side, the Harlem River. Then old radio competitor Newton Folds calls, who has given up his show and is now running a service that alerts people as to when they are being talked about on POTG Radio. The trans-gender Whale Man calls looking for a date, and gets a suitor.

Birdman’s estranged son, Birdbest (who, unlike his father, is a friend to POTG Radio), calls looking not for a date, but a mate. This prompts several obvious candidates to call: Richard Simmons’ Skeleton, Edward Scissorhands, and Skeeter’s Back.

You’ll also hear how POTG Radio’s phone carrier drops them mid-show, stopping the calls for a few minutes, and what POTG Radio producer Willow does to fix this.

It’s been a long time since clandestine lovers, Ross Perot and Chelsea Clinton, have been on the show. Their old friend, Dennis Rodman, begins the proceedings by translating for their dog. Later Rodman’s ex, Carmen Electra calls, as does ESPN head Extreme Strom and Gonzo, the burnt-out muppet who loves rhyming.

The third round of the Ms. POTG Radio Pageant begins, and unfortunately for the ladies, Gonzo sticks around from the last segment. CJ, the thief who became impaled on the British crown jewels and thus through a strange process is now royalty, joins as a contestant, along with Satan, who technically is equally male and female. Then there is BQEesha, a piece of the BQE (Brooklyn-Queen Expressway) in New York City.

Questions for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants continue, though technically this is more of a command: to tell their parents something they’ve never said to them before. But who could be the real parent of a woman like CJ whose blood was changed, let alone Satan, or a piece of a highway in New York?!

The third question for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants involves Birdbest, who is woken up to perform a practice eulogy for Satan.

Following his discussion of clown segregation, President Andrew Jackson begins detailing his open parties at the White House. It turns out that somehow David Hasselhoff’s mother used to attend and that Andrew, along with his friends Rumpelstiltskin and Gorilla Boy, had a bet to see who could sleep with her first. The winner’s face would be on the one million dollar treasury bill.

Teddy Roosevelt and his butler, Teddy Ruxpin, wanted to talk about conservation and birds. This prompted Bird Best, one of Birdman’s illegitimate sons, to call. He squabbles with Teddy and Teddy about birds and then speaks about his practice of giving eulogies for people he didn’t know.

Besides the topics listed in the above segments, you’ll also hear an interview with Teddy Roosevelt and his butler, Teddy Ruxpin. One of POTG Radio’s pathetic competitors, Newton Folds, tries to reveal President Roosevelt as a fraud.

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Teddy Roosevelt and his butler, Teddy Ruxpin, had been on and wanting to talk about conservation and birds. This prompted Bird Best, one of Birdman’s illegitimate sons, to call. He squabbles with Teddy and Teddy about birds and then speaks about his practice of giving eulogies for people he didn’t know.