From Episode “Beware the Canasta Brothers”(47:35 – 63:12) Birdman’s estranged son, Birdbest (who, unlike his father, is a friend to POTG Radio), calls looking not for a date, but a mate. This prompts several obvious candidates to call: Richard Simmons’ Skeleton, Edward Scissorhands, and Skeeter’s Back.
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The madness begins with a call from Snail/Wildebeest, quickly followed by William(Hurt)/Amoeba. It doesn’t take long to find out that “Roland,” Ronald’s half-brother, is behind the DNA experiments, as well as a bagel fast-food chain. This prompts Ronald himself to call, and then Grimace’s brother, Gimnael, who initially thinks he is Bob Dylan because he [...]
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From Episode “The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative”(66:10 – 80:10) The third question for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants. Birdbest is woken up to perform a practice eulogy for Satan.
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Wickford Pediatro, representing Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, calls with his slippery definition of truth. Somehow this ties in to Swedish Mecha-Godzilla, and the man currently living inside him and controlling him, Ronald. Robo Tussin, a man claiming to be a robot who had called earlier, also joins. It’s been a long [...]
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From Episode “Death Fetish”(26:50 – 52:18) Bill Cosby wants a eulogy while he is still alive, and he’s courting master eulogist Birdbest to do it. He’s not winning favor with Birdbest though, since Cosby has re-wired Birdbests’s TiVo to always play the Cosby Show and has an army of Demi Moore clones re-wiring Birdbest’s house. [...]
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(Someone claiming to be) Tiffany Amber Thiessen calls with a peculiar problem: she cannot see herself. A club DJ calls to offer his aid, revealing in the process his more interesting assistant, a man known as Earthquake who has been reincarnated many times since Mohammed founded Islam. Gandhi calls. Apparently he has a history with [...]
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Birdbest is one of Birdman’s illegitimate children, a black bird that makes a living giving eulogies for people he doesn’t know. Like his father, he has led a colorful and eventful life, and he loves giving his own opinion.
From Episode “Presidents’ Day Blow Out”(45:24-61:31) Teddy Roosevelt and his butler, Teddy Ruxpin, had been on and wanting to talk about conservation and birds. This prompted Bird Best, one of Birdman’s illegitimate sons, to call. He squabbles with Teddy and Teddy about birds and then speaks about his practice of giving eulogies for people he [...]
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