Planet of the Grapes

Yahdderman celebrates scoring his chariot’s license and considers Cream Christ as a candidate to pull him around. Cream Christ chimes in immediately, but his first gripe is over a competing ice cream and pizza establishment. Turns out the offending Pizza Hovel is owned by Mario’s cousin, who turns this grudge into an all-out verbal melee. [...]

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Boy Man explains the secret ulterior motives to being a part of Grimaceland, which seems to include a hybrid army of Grimacelike toddlers. Ryan Seacrest decides this would make a great reality show, and Slim Goodbody and Richard Simmons offer opposing advice for Boy Man. From the upcoming full episode “Animals Are There for a [...]

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Grimace reveals to the hosts the existence of an island where Grimace’s kin can frolic and go about their daily lives is relative peace… that is until Boy Man and Macho Man Randy Savage come knocking at their door. They claim that Grimace Island is prejudiced against them by denying citizenship. From the upcoming full [...]

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From Episode “The Blizzard of Brie”(38:52 – 59:55) Boris Yeltsin calls from the dead, complaining about the man who controls his cloud, Blizzard Man, who has created the bad weather for April. He did this to punish Boy Man, who is in Siberia with the circus impresario/American leprechaun Quilquoshe LaBoast. Prince calls to make Quilquoshe [...]

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Rival host Birdman of “Planet of the Cheese” calls looking to score a date with a listener, prompting a call from The Hairball Brothers. After that, “Brie,” a man in the cheese business who Birdman allegedly helped, calls. Apparently, all Birdman did was send huge amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus, thus incurring the [...]

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From Episode “The New York-Siberia Express”(11:43 – 35:05) Somehow Col. Mustard of Clue, adult children’s model Boy Man, and Gonzo of the Muppets are all involved in a pending war that raises moral, philosophical, and questionable questions. May cause breach births.

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POTG Radio speaks with Tor, the janitor of NYC. After sending out a bizarre request for his clothing preferences, Mother Therysiskel, mother of a “baby bishop,” calls to negotiate with Tor. Somehow Col. Mustard of Clue, adult children’s model Boy Man, and Gonzo of the Muppets are all involved in a pending war that raises [...]

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Boy Man is a 42 year old man who still has a toddler’s head and face. Thus, he never had to quit his first job, being a toddler model (only now, he can only be photographed from the neck up). He is rivals with “Brian,” a 4 year old boy genius.

Classic Clip, 2006 (15:02) Boy Man, a 42 year old man with a toddler’s face who is a toddler model, is challenged by a model competitor, a 4 year old child genius named Brian. Brian is using the fact that he is having lunch with 90s swimsuit model Kathy Ireland to make Boy Man jealous. [...]

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