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What’s Real? Ms. POTG Radio Part 8

admin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:26:42 +0000

From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(32:52 – 45:46)

The championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant begins. Goat God, who joined for Round Two, comes back to mediate as promised. The three finalists are Tiffany Amber Thiessen (who had previously revealed to POTG Radio how she cannot see herself), the gender-bending Louis/Lois Louise, and BQEesha, part of a highway in NYC. Birdman calls for Question 1.

Gorilla Gross Wants You to Fight: Ms. POTG Radio Part 9

admin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:24:21 +0000

From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(45:55 – 56:34)

The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?: Ms. POTG Radio Part 10

admin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:21:47 +0000

From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(56:34 – 68:41)

The Goat God asks the final question in the championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant and a winner is finally chosen to receive the coveted prize: a typewriter and a minute piece of the Berlin Wall.

The Highway to the Sun was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt

admin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:24:16 +0000

POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.”

Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along with Fuzzy Bear tries to explain the connection between Fozzy Bear and Roosevelt family infidelity.

The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.

Change Something About Yourself: Ms. POTG Radio Part 5

admin — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:14:08 +0000

From Episode “The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative”(42:30 – 52:33)

The third round of the Ms. POTG Radio Pageant begins, and unfortunately for the ladies, Gonzo sticks around from the last segment. CJ, the thief who became impaled on the British crown jewels and thus through a strange process is now royalty, joins as a contestant. Satan joins, who technically is equally male and female. Then there is BQEesha, a piece of the BQE (Brooklyn-Queen Expressway) in New York City.

Something You Never Told Your Parents: Ms. POTG Radio Part 6

admin — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:12:08 +0000

From Episode “The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative”(52:40 – 65:49)

Questions for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants continue, though technically this is more of a command: to tell their parents something they’ve never said to them before. But who could be the real parent of a woman like CJ whose blood was changed, let alone Satan, or a piece of a highway in New York?!

What do you Want your Funeral to be Like? Ms. POTG Radio Part 7

admin — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:08:21 +0000

From Episode “The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative”(66:10 – 80:10)

The third question for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants. Birdbest is woken up to perform a practice eulogy for Satan.

The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative

admin — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:19:06 +0000

Wickford Pediatro, representing Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, calls with his slippery definition of truth. Somehow this ties in to Swedish Mecha-Godzilla, and the man currently living inside him and controlling him, Ronald. Robo Tussin, a man claiming to be a robot who had called earlier, also joins.

It’s been a long time since clandestine lovers, Ross Perot and Chelsea Clinton, have been on the show. Their old friend, Dennis Rodman, begins the proceedings by translating for their dog. Later Rodman’s ex, Carmen Electra calls, as does ESPN head Extreme Strom and Gonzo, the burnt-out muppet who loves rhyming.

The third round of the Ms. POTG Radio Pageant begins, and unfortunately for the ladies, Gonzo sticks around from the last segment. CJ, the thief who became impaled on the British crown jewels and thus through a strange process is now royalty, joins as a contestant, along with Satan, who technically is equally male and female. Then there is BQEesha, a piece of the BQE (Brooklyn-Queen Expressway) in New York City.

The third question for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants involves Birdbest, who is woken up to perform a practice eulogy for Satan.

Loving Slim’s Goodbody

admin — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 00:36:07 +0000

After speaking with a man claiming to be Nostradamus, he reveals that his publisher also publishes the Guinness Book of World Records and that it is a fraud. Willow’s girlfriend, Withering Witherspoon, begins to waiver from her plan of dieting and helping Willow get off alcohol in 2007.

Health guru Slim Goodbody is the “object of desire” in this installment of POTG Radio’s dating contest, Grape Love. The contestants competing for a romantic getaway with Slim are Hillary Clinton, Oprah, and BQEesha, a highway (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway).

Slim’s Grape Love Round 1

admin — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 19:47:11 +0000

From Episode “Loving Slim’s Goodbody”(52:29 – 61:47)