Planet of the Grapes

From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(32:52 – 45:46) The championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant begins. Goat God, who joined for Round Two, comes back to mediate as promised. The three finalists are Tiffany Amber Thiessen (who had previously revealed to POTG Radio how she cannot see [...]

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From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(45:55 – 56:34) The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.

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From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(56:34 – 68:41) The Goat God asks the final question in the championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant and a winner is finally chosen to receive the coveted prize: a typewriter and a minute piece of the Berlin Wall.

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POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.” Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along [...]

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From Episode “The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative”(42:30 – 52:33) The third round of the Ms. POTG Radio Pageant begins, and unfortunately for the ladies, Gonzo sticks around from the last segment. CJ, the thief who became impaled on the British crown jewels and thus through a [...]

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From Episode “The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative”(52:40 – 65:49) Questions for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants continue, though technically this is more of a command: to tell their parents something they’ve never said to them before. But who could be the real parent [...]

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From Episode “The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative”(66:10 – 80:10) The third question for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants. Birdbest is woken up to perform a practice eulogy for Satan.

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Wickford Pediatro, representing Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, calls with his slippery definition of truth. Somehow this ties in to Swedish Mecha-Godzilla, and the man currently living inside him and controlling him, Ronald. Robo Tussin, a man claiming to be a robot who had called earlier, also joins. It’s been a long [...]

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After speaking with a man claiming to be Nostradamus, he reveals that his publisher also publishes the Guinness Book of World Records and that it is a fraud. Willow’s girlfriend, Withering Witherspoon, begins to waiver from her plan of dieting and helping Willow get off alcohol in 2007. Health guru Slim Goodbody is the “object [...]

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From Episode “Loving Slim’s Goodbody”(52:29 – 61:47) Health guru Slim Goodbody is the “object of desire” in this installment of POTG Radio’s dating contest, Grape Love. The contestants competing for a romantic getaway with Slim are Hillary Clinton, Oprah, and BQEesha, a highway (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway).

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