Planet of the Grapes

From Episode “The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative”(42:30 – 52:33) The third round of the Ms. POTG Radio Pageant begins, and unfortunately for the ladies, Gonzo sticks around from the last segment. CJ, the thief who became impaled on the British crown jewels and thus through a [...]

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From Episode “The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative”(52:40 – 65:49) Questions for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants continue, though technically this is more of a command: to tell their parents something they’ve never said to them before. But who could be the real parent [...]

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From Episode “The Brisket Served Right before the Apocalypse, Too Salty but Better than the Alternative”(66:10 – 80:10) The third question for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants. Birdbest is woken up to perform a practice eulogy for Satan.

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Wickford Pediatro, representing Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, calls with his slippery definition of truth. Somehow this ties in to Swedish Mecha-Godzilla, and the man currently living inside him and controlling him, Ronald. Robo Tussin, a man claiming to be a robot who had called earlier, also joins. It’s been a long [...]

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From Episode “Ice Cold Potatoes”(9:35 – 23:28) POTG Radio hears from Mole Man, who is running for “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” a contest with strange rules. He announces he is dating CJ, the mother of his opponent, JC Superstar. In 2006, CJ “fell on” the British crown jewels while attempting to steal them, which set [...]

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POTG Radio hears from Mole Man, who is running for “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” a contest with strange rules. He announces he is dating CJ, the mother of his opponent, JC Superstar. In 2006, CJ “fell on” the British crown jewels while attempting to steal them, which set in motion a process that turned her [...]

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JC Superstar’s mother, she tried to steal the Crown Jewels of England. She “fell on them” and they got lodged in her heart. The result is that she survived but became royal because of their power. She now believes she is something between British royalty and a Southern plantation owner’s daughter. Either way, she’s difficult [...]

Classic Clip, 2006 (17:52) Mole Man gets off and health guru Slim Goodbody is called to add his advice, as CJ’s situation has become more of a medical one.

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Classic Clip, 2006 (13:24) A third caller seeks advice from Mole Man and JC Superstar amidst their “advice face-off.” The caller, CJ, has stolen and then became impaled on the crown jewels of England.

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The hosts discuss a variety of topics, including gold dolllar coins and the ramifications of relationships with Sacajawea and her sister, as well as Bill Clinton’s old idea for “negative money.” The hosts catch up with old friend Yanni. Then, the three contestants who will be competing to win a romantic getaway with him in [...]

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