Planet of the Grapes » Cookie Monster http://planetofthegrapes.com tune out the obvious Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:19:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 South in Your Mouth http://planetofthegrapes.com/potg-radio/south-in-your-mouth/ http://planetofthegrapes.com/potg-radio/south-in-your-mouth/#comments Tue, 20 Apr 2010 12:39:51 +0000 admin http://planetofthegrapes.com/?p=1884 Mario starts by complaining how his brother Luigi isn’t always sharp, citing an old incident where he fell for a cop disguised as a prostitute. Renowned Swiss therapist Dr. Flappenhauer calls with advice, but can’t get far as he is always interrupted by his boots, which respectively house the spirits of Keith Richards and Michael Bolton. Pee Wee Herman’s Talking Couch is not making matters any easier for Dr. Flappehauer.

Pee Wee Herman’s Couch begins by proclaiming that he has a “big old mouth” and that Luigi has fed him burgers in the past. The undigested burgers have now formed into a being named Ribbim, who apparently is going into business with Spongebob Squarepants. They plan to start a fast food chain that serves rancid burgers, with Al Gore as an investor. Dr. Flappenhauer and his boot possessed by the spirit of Michael Bolton, still on the line from the previous segment, weigh in.

Bill Clinton calls to try and balance his old partner Al Gore, who is on the phone and trying to connect rancid burgers to the sun burning “the weak” to death in 2012. Al admits he has Cookie Monster on a torture wheel in his basement, prompting Gonzo to call and try to help his fellow Muppet.

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]]> http://planetofthegrapes.com/potg-radio/south-in-your-mouth/feed/ 0 Rancid Burgers and 2012- Part 2 http://planetofthegrapes.com/potg-radio/rancid-burgers-and-2012-part-2/ http://planetofthegrapes.com/potg-radio/rancid-burgers-and-2012-part-2/#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:00:42 +0000 admin http://planetofthegrapes.com/?p=1954 Bill Clinton calls to try and balance his old partner Al Gore, who is on the phone and trying to connect rancid burgers to the sun burning “the weak” to death in 2012. Al admits he has Cookie Monster on a torture wheel in his basement, prompting Gonzo to call and try to help his fellow Muppet.

From the forthcoming episode “South in Your Mouth” (49:19-58:46)

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