Planet of the Grapes

1) The inside of a shark’s mouth holds many mysteries. For example, the 11th Commandment, the second half of the Declaration of Independence, and various Muppet x-rays were recently found in one. Another contained alternate lyrics to 1950s hit song “Yakety Yak,” as well as an abnormally intelligent sting ray. When asked why he preferred [...]

1) Bathing in agony and/or ecstasy, I have become blind in three ways: -I cannot see fish, or any representation of a fish -I am not considered attractive by Yugoslavic codes of beauty -I cannot see inside my throat, thus dashing my dreams of becoming a gift horse. 2) “Purple rain/purple rain Piglet’s blood/ labor [...]