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Sweet Transvestites

admin — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:50:14 +0000

A male wolf who dresses like female humans, Lotharius, calls to explain why he does so. Somehow, a plan to turn Nebraska into a pool figures into his goals. His interview prompts a call from Link of The Legend of Zelda fame, who apparently has also dealt with cross-dressing and transgender issues himself.

Two morning drive DJs from a Vancouver radio station perform an “FCC Hijack.” Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio call POTG Radio while simultaneously airing the conversation on their own show. The POTG Radio hosts agree to let Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio psychoanalyze Grimace and Lotharius the Transvestite Wolf, who were on the POTG Radio phone before the morning jocks called.

Upon the request of one Dr. Frank N. Furter of Rocky Horror fame, disgruntled ex-Muppet and POTG Radio’s favorite rhymer, Gonzo, is called. At first, Gonzo resists the phone call because he’s having “me time.” He’s celebrating the anniversary of breaking free from Nanny, the caregiver who watched over the Muppets when they were babies. He stays on long enough to discuss his dispute with Harvey Keitel, his several homes, and Frank’s upcoming Halloween party.

Also, a conversation with Grimace reveals why he recently had plastic surgery.

Gonzo Breaks Free

admin — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:37:28 +0000

From Episode “Sweet Transvestites”(52:43-59:38)

Love is in the Err (Originally Recorded Sept. 07)

admin — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:43:42 +0000

Lord Moon calls, pronouncing his love for Corrinne, the core of the earth, who turns out to be quite the “Southern belle.” Hell is her neighbor. The lawyer for another delusional woman who sometimes calls herself a Southern belle calls to make demands of Corrinne and perhaps find love himself.

Silvio, the mustache of New Age musician Yanni, has struck out on his own. He wants to find some geisha girls in Tokyo with his good-time buddy, Godzilla, who apparently learned his English from the Australians. POTG Radio host Yahdderman had counseled Godzilla when he was separating from his ex-wife, Mothra.

POTG Radio hears from non-threatening rival radio host Newton Folds, who’s a bit tiffed that Yanni had called because Yanni was on his show just moments before. Newton is dating a leather-clad Las Vegas cop, Nicoletta, who loves to throw bricks on him, make him kill cows, and blame it on a doll she made out of leather. Dr Frank of Rocky Horror fame and full of wine and sleeping pills calls to lazily egg Nicoletta on.

Leather Sculpture

admin — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:55:21 +0000

From Episode “Love is in the Err” (Originally Recorded Sept 07)(46:16 – 66:01)

POTG Radio hears from non-threatening rival radio host Newton Folds, who’s a bit tiffed that Yanni had called because Yanni was on his show just moments before. Newton is dating a leather-clad Las Vegas cop, Nicoletta Stilletta, who loves to throw bricks at him, make him kill cows, and blame it all on a doll she made out of leather. Dr Frank of Rocky Horror fame and full of wine and sleeping pills calls to lazily egg Nicoletta on.

Gonzoisms

admin — Wed, 16 May 2007 05:00:20 +0000

From Episode “Everyone’s Got an Announcer”(58:00 – 66:01)

After Dr. Frank of Rocky Horror Picture Show fame was explaining how Idaho used to be a colony for very liberal people “back in the day,” Gonzo is called to demonstrate his rhyming technique.