NYC’s own East River calls, followed by the thorn in his side, the Harlem River. Then old radio competitor Newton Folds calls, who has given up his show and is now running a service that alerts people as to when they are being talked about on POTG Radio. The trans-gender Whale Man calls looking for a date, and gets a suitor.

NYC’s own East River calls, followed by the thorn in his side, the Harlem River. Then old radio competitor Newton Folds calls, who has given up his show and is now running a service that alerts people as to when they are being talked about on POTG Radio. The trans-gender Whale Man calls looking for a date, and gets a suitor.

Birdman’s estranged son, Birdbest (who, unlike his father, is a friend to POTG Radio), calls looking not for a date, but a mate. This prompts several obvious candidates to call: Richard Simmons’ Skeleton, Edward Scissorhands, and Skeeter’s Back.

You’ll also hear how POTG Radio’s phone carrier drops them mid-show, stopping the calls for a few minutes, and what POTG Radio producer Willow does to fix this.

T.T, the official Thanksgiving turkey of 2007, calls. It turns out he’s getting his kicks in before getting eaten and is in bed with a celebrity who’s a favorite of the tabloids. The Harlem River calls to combat the fact that the East River was on last episode and is friends with T.T.

The Harlem River’s impersonations of other famous POTG Radio callers provokes the one and only Ronald to call. This in turn gets the Burger King to call for he first time ever. It turns out he’s in Australia and is friends with Godzilla, who is originally Australian. Pretty soon it’s an almost all-Australian panel as a representative from the Australian Union of Falcons calls, along with Nunchuck the kangaroo. Godzilla becomes bloodthirsty for Ronald.

The ice cream mogul made out of ice cream, Cream Christ, calls. He apparently has discovered a certain substance, and has procured Luigi of Mario Bros. fame to help change his image. Rodney the Caped Ice Cream Man and JC Superstar call to try to intervene with Cream Christ’s new hobby. They all work together on JC’s bid to win the election for “Ruler of United Scandinavia.” Then we hear from Luigi’s brother, Mario, Luigi’s blow-up doll, and the woman the blow-up doll was modeled after.

Adding to the fray with the East River and Teriyaki Boy, TV icons Arnold and Webster call to debate Teriyaki Boy’s claim that he is immortal. They believe only they are immortal. The US Coast Guard is called in, and plans hatch to bring some of the East River’s water to Egypt, now run by Elton John.

You’ll also hear from casino maven Rhinestone Ugluliat, and from wrestlers Squid Man and John the Baptist, members of billionaire Lipton LaMask’s elite wrestling circuit. LaMask enjoys eating the embryos of species not known to science outside the circle of his personal hunters, but on this call had one lodged in his throat, a donut-shaped amoeba. His secretary does some of the talking for him at first before falling in love/hate with Rhinestone.

Teriyaki Boy, owner of a chain of NYC Japanese fast food restaurants, is called in response to one of the POTG Radio hosts having been sick from the food recently. Apparently, Teriyaki Boy knows New York’s own East River, who tries to be civil at first but can’t resist being filthy and controversial. Teriyaki Boy also apparently dated Paris Hilton, who calls.

Adding to the fray with the East River and Teriyaki Boy, TV icons Arnold and Webster call to debate Teriyaki Boy’s claim that he is immortal. They believe only they are immortal. The US Coast Guard is called in, and plans hatch to bring some of the East River’s water to Egypt, now run by Elton John.