Planet of the Grapes

From Episode “The Racist Episode”(36:30 – 52:31) An old character, LSD, wafts into the airwaves and, as usual, changes everyone into their alternate personalities. First, the hosts become strippers, and then, Michael Jordan becomes Barbara Streisand, who falls in love with Gorilla Gross, who now sees himself in a new light and instantly softens to [...]

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Richard Simmons’ Shorts and the Laces (on the shorts) call from the Philippines. Part of the Stain (that used to be on the shorts) also calls, in the process revealing how they came to be: they are the result of a splash from a “mayonnaise lobotomy” that Richard Simmons had administered in the past. Then [...]

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Teriyaki Boy, owner of a chain of NYC Japanese fast food restaurants, is called in response to one of the POTG Radio hosts having been sick from the food recently. Apparently, Teriyaki Boy knows New York’s own East River, who tries to be civil at first but can’t resist being filthy and controversial. Teriyaki Boy [...]

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From Episode “Take Me to the River”(45:41 – 62:58 ) Adding to the fray with the East River and Teriyaki Boy, TV icons Arnold and Webster call to debate Teriyaki Boy’s claim that he is immortal. They believe only they are immortal. The US Coast Guard is called in, and plans hatch to bring some [...]

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