Planet of the Grapes

From Episode “Celebrity Awareness Day”(15:54 – 25:27) Two old callers, both of whom have fledgling bands, call to add to the fray. They are Gib from the band GIB (Gardening in Biodomes) and Joe from the band GIP’D (Gardening In Possible Biodomes). Besides their metal bands, they are both trying to help Ernie of Sesame [...]

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Doctor Thornberry, of the first Spiderman movie, is the first caller to try and promote his “celebrity.” This leads to Steven Tylerico, a Steve Tyler impersonator, to call and explain what he does to beautiful women on dates. Tiffany Amber Thiessen proves to be the first real celebrity to call. Two old callers, both of [...]

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Jezlude, lead singer of extreme band, GWAR, calls to offer his services to write a POTG Radio jingle and complain about how two of his rivals from old battle of the bands at state fairs were recently on the show. This prompts said rivals, Gib from the band Gardening in Biodomes and Joe from Gardening [...]

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From Episode “Legends in their Own Minds”(1:37 – 28:01) Jezlude, lead singer of extreme band, GWAR, calls to offer his services to write a POTG Radio jingle and complain about how two of his rivals from old battle of the bands at state fairs were recently on the show. This prompts said rivals, Gib from [...]

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From Episode “Ice Cold Potatoes”(41:46 – 58:51) Ernie calls from the secret hospital where he is being kept against his will; he has not, in fact, died of cancer. He has no idea where the hospital is located and fears that for the upcoming event known as the “Airing of Correctances,” he will make the [...]

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POTG Radio hears from Mole Man, who is running for “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” a contest with strange rules. He announces he is dating CJ, the mother of his opponent, JC Superstar. In 2006, CJ “fell on” the British crown jewels while attempting to steal them, which set in motion a process that turned her [...]

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