Planet of the Grapes

The Last Unicorn, who is a delivery girl for a Chinese restaurant, comes up to the studio and tells us her story. Mr. Ling  (her employer) and Teriyaki Boy are actually siblings in the middle of a bitter restaurant feud. To make matters more complicated, Withering Witherspoon and Gimnael get on the line. From the [...]

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Queen Mab, who creates everyone’s dreams, calls to celebrate the monumental event where she herself had a dream. In it she was having an intimate moment with Sandman. Sandman calls to explain how things happen, or don’t, in dreams, and that some mythical beings need to eat. We speak to the Essence of Bad Taste, [...]

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Continuing from the previous segment, Bad Taste, Piglet and Gimnael wax philosophical on the taste and design of Graceland, Elvis’s home in Memphis. This prompts a call from the beyond. From the forthcoming full episode, “Combined Hallucinations” ( 29:40 – 40:00 ) Don’t have flash? Click here for the clip!

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We speak to the Essence of Bad Taste, whose whole existence is to appear in the presence of distasteful images and conversations, among other unsavory events. Piglet gripes about Bad Taste’s constant presence around his motorcycle gang. Gimnael, Grimace’s brother and leader of the motorcycle gang, also joins. From the forthcoming full episode, “Combined Hallucinations” [...]

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From Episode “Beware the Canasta Brothers”(1:10 – 24:05) The segment begins with a call from Snail/Wildebeest, quickly followed by William(Hurt)/Amoeba. It doesn’t take long to find out that “Roland,” Ronald’s half-brother, is behind the DNA experiments, as well as a bagel fast-food chain. This prompts Ronald himself to call, and then Grimace’s brother, Gimnael, who [...]

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The madness begins with a call from Snail/Wildebeest, quickly followed by William(Hurt)/Amoeba. It doesn’t take long to find out that “Roland,” Ronald’s half-brother, is behind the DNA experiments, as well as a bagel fast-food chain. This prompts Ronald himself to call, and then Grimace’s brother, Gimnael, who initially thinks he is Bob Dylan because he [...]

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From Episode “Breaking the Law”(16:22 – 28:20) Wherever Gimnael is, his right hand-man in his motorcycle gang, Piglet, is not too far away. They are exiled in Canada since Piglet is on the run from the law. Gimnael is afraid that the previous segment’s discussion of American-Canadian hostilities will incite violence between his gang and [...]

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“Young David Hasselhoff,” the cloned version of, well, David Hasselhoff in his youth, comes up against the Canadian version of himself. As discussed in a previous episode (“President’s Day Blow Out,” 2007), there are many Hasselhoff clones wandering about. Gimnael, Grimace’s brother and leader of a motorcycle gang, invites himself onto the show in his [...]

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From Episode “A Bad Bunch of Fatherfigures”(45:28 – 60:15) The Pillsbury Dough Boy calls and quickly incurs the wrath of both Gimnael, Grimace’s motorcycle-riding brother, and Piglet, who has shed the timid persona he had on the Winnie the Pooh show and now is a bloodthirsty member of Gimnael’s gang.

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Barabbas McQuesinought, lawyer for both Barney the dinosaur and several Chicken MgNuggets, calls to get his clients on the phone. Two McNuggets, Duane Reade and Ninja, call. They reveal that if you flip them over they have different names and personalities; they become Maccabee and Walnut McDermott, respectively. They then all discuss how Barney has [...]

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