Planet of the Grapes

The Grim Reaper calls to announce his image change. This leads to Fabio calling, who is trying to convince the Grim Reaper to grant him immortality and destroy falcons. The Afterbirth Fairy calls as does her current lover, the King of Thailand. Slain, a depressed high schooler, is upset because the Grim Reaper had just [...]

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From Episode “Image Makeover”(31:48 – 43:13) Piglet calls to announce he has recently joined the motorcycle gang headed by Gimnael, Grimace’s brother. Gimnael calls shortly thereafter to announce his new love, but alas there is trouble in paradise. Slain, the depressed teenager from the previous segment, sneaks back on the show.

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From Episode “Image Makeover”(43:08 – 62:14) Louis Louise, who is a man by day and woman by night, fights to keep the love of the straight Gimnael. S/he calls gets her friend Falucio, “God of the Harlequins,” on the phone. Louis claims to have not known that harlequins and motorcyclists are sworn enemies. POTG Radio’s [...]

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Jezlude, lead singer of extreme band, GWAR, calls to offer his services to write a POTG Radio jingle and complain about how two of his rivals from old battle of the bands at state fairs were recently on the show. This prompts said rivals, Gib from the band Gardening in Biodomes and Joe from Gardening [...]

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From Episode “Legends in their Own Minds”(51:52- 64:51)) Gimnael, motorcycle-riding, peyote-loving brother of Grimace, shows up in the studio unannounced. He tells stories of Mexican brothels and his time with the Leaf People of Panama.

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From Episode “Everyone’s Got an Announcer”(29:00 – 52:53) Deez Nuts, with his new announcer, Oxford, in tow calls to defend himself and why he hates nipples. Grimace’s brother, Gimnael, calls, spaces out.

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Wendell Woah and Clergy Man are the sidekicks for Wild Bill Nipple-o, a man who preaches about nipple empowerment. While he tries to keep them in line, he explains why POTG Radio rival Deez Nuts is providing yet another reason to hate him. Deez Nuts, with his new announcer, Oxford, in tow calls to defend [...]

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From Episode “Harlequin Wars” (46:20 – 61:04) Grimace calls to offer his brother, Gimnael, sanctuary on his battleship, then Bjord Scarecrow calls to fight with Gimnael over a woman.

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From Episode “Pagan Pecorino”(0:14-22:33) Yahdderman is sick, so Pelican Pecorino calls, claiming his pecorino beak has healing qualities. Pecorino Patience, a pagan god, calls, claiming he is responsible for the beak’s powers. Currently attached to him is Quailburglar, who wanted some of that power for himself and is also Pelican Pecorino’s father. Gimnael is called [...]

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The perpetually underachieving younger brother of Grimace, Gimnael is larger, but his skin is white and shriveled from a life on the road; he heads a motorcycle gang. He hates harlequins, after flying harlequins from a traveling circus attacked and had a “war” with his gang in the Canadian plains. Gimnael, in the end, just [...]