From Episode “The Racist Episode”(52:59 – 67:00) Yotesh is the herder who guards the Essence of Italy, currently residing in a mountain in Albania. The Goat God calls to keep Yotesh in check, and then the Essence of Italy gets on the phone to speak for himself.
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Richard Simmons’ Shorts and the Laces (on the shorts) call from the Philippines. Part of the Stain (that used to be on the shorts) also calls, in the process revealing how they came to be: they are the result of a splash from a “mayonnaise lobotomy” that Richard Simmons had administered in the past. Then [...]
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From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(32:52 – 45:46) The championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant begins. Goat God, who joined for Round Two, comes back to mediate as promised. The three finalists are Tiffany Amber Thiessen (who had previously revealed to POTG Radio how she cannot see [...]
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From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(56:34 – 68:41) The Goat God asks the final question in the championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant and a winner is finally chosen to receive the coveted prize: a typewriter and a minute piece of the Berlin Wall.
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POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.” Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along [...]
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From Episode “Fruit of the Loins”(30:18 – 46:05) The next three ladies competing for the title of Ms. POTG Radio come to the studio to see how they size up to the questioning. The contest will span four episodes and this is the second. The guests include two ambiguous characters, Louis Louise and Rose Royce. [...]
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From Episode “Fruit of the Loins”(46:08 – 61:50) The second batch of contestants for Ms. POTG Radio—Louis Louise, Rose Royce, and Birdie— continue by answering a “deep question.”
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The Grapes from popular underwear company Fruit of the Loom, now a New York real estate mogul, calls to air his gripes with POTG Radio. He brings along his “B Team” which includes Mango and Cucumber, but his lost gay son, Pink Scarf (a watermelon with a pink scarf) is not afraid of his powerful [...]
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From Episode “The Blizzard of Brie”(19:03 – 32:03) Rival host Birdman of “Planet of the Cheese” calls looking to score a date with a listener, prompting a call from The Hairball Brothers. After that, “Brie,” a man in the cheese business who Birdman allegedly helped, calls. Apparently, all Birdman did was send huge amounts of [...]
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From Episode “The Blizzard of Brie”(19:03 – 32:03) Ronald then gets on the phone, his floating palace having crashed into Venice due to Zeus’ lightning bolts, all because of Birdman’s ordering ridiculous amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus. The man known as “Brie” wants his money for the order.
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