Planet of the Grapes

!) Yogurt in perpetual flight. @) Godzilla lectures extensively on the separation of church and state. He lives in Nantucket with his wife (post-op Mothra) and two children. This is his thirty seventh novel… thirty eighth if you count his tears being used to form hieroglyphic mud sculptures that the remaining Iroquois used to tell [...]

1) Please take a moment to evaluate your relationships. I don’t like you, and God isn’t too impressed either. Where does that leave you? Somewhere between Worried Walrus’ summer house and truth. 2) There’s more to emoticons than meets the eye. Before you stop me, ask yourself: why do you automatically assume you’re better than [...]