Planet of the Grapes

Mario starts by complaining how his brother Luigi isn’t always sharp, citing an old incident where he fell for a cop disguised as a prostitute. Renowned Swiss therapist Dr. Flappenhauer calls with advice, but can’t get far as he is always interrupted by his boots, which respectively house the spirits of Keith Richards and Michael [...]

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Bill Clinton calls to try and balance his old partner Al Gore, who is on the phone and trying to connect rancid burgers to the sun burning “the weak” to death in 2012. Al admits he has Cookie Monster on a torture wheel in his basement, prompting Gonzo to call and try [...]

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The first caller of 2010 is POTG Radio perennial, Prince. He calls to talk about the latest bashes in his “Dancedom of Dakota,” but soon, the hosts hear from the mysterious other two “Princes.” This exclusive clip reveals  the real workings of how Prince maintains his prolific output and energetic live shows, as well as [...]

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Continuing from the previous segment, Bill Clinton cannot understand Heidi Fleiss’ new platonic prostitution ring, and Gonzo calls to lament how he liked things better in the old days. Gonzo’s new campaign is destroying horoscopes, prompting animosity with a mysterious caller named Krishna II.
From the forthcoming Full Episode “Where Life Comes Out Of” (41:48-55:53)
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A male wolf who dresses like female humans, Lotharius, calls to explain why he does so. Somehow, a plan to turn Nebraska into a pool figures into his goals. His interview prompts a call from Link of The Legend of Zelda fame, who apparently has also dealt with cross-dressing and transgender issues himself.
Two morning [...]

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From Episode “Sweet Transvestites”(52:43-59:38)
Upon the request of one Dr. Frank N. Furter of Rocky Horror fame, disgruntled ex-Muppet and POTG Radio’s favorite rhymer, Gonzo, is called. At first, Gonzo resists the phone call because he’s having “me time.” He’s celebrating the anniversary of breaking free from Nanny, the caregiver who watched over the Muppets when [...]

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1) Bathing in agony and/or ecstasy, I have become blind in three ways:
-I cannot see fish, or any representation of a fish
-I am not considered attractive by Yugoslavic codes of beauty
-I cannot see inside my throat, thus dashing my dreams of becoming a gift horse.
2) “Purple rain/purple rain
Piglet’s blood/ labor pains
Money’s black/white man’s shame
The ghost [...]

From Episode “Celebrity Awareness Day”(38:57 – 55:42)
Brad Pitt is on from a previous segment and welcomes the crass Gonzo, who lets his bad attitude out on POTG Radio. His wordplay is combined with that of Steven Tyler and Steven Tylerico (an impersonator), with madness resulting.

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Doctor Thornberry, of the first Spiderman movie, is the first caller to try and promote his “celebrity.” This leads to Steven Tylerico, a Steve Tyler impersonator, to call and explain what he does to beautiful women on dates. Tiffany Amber Thiessen proves to be the first real celebrity to call.
Two old callers, both of whom [...]

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