Planet of the Grapes

Doctor Thornberry, of the first Spiderman movie, is the first caller to try and promote his “celebrity.” This leads to Steven Tylerico, a Steve Tyler impersonator, to call and explain what he does to beautiful women on dates. Tiffany Amber Thiessen proves to be the first real celebrity to call. Two old callers, both of [...]

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From Episode “The Racist Episode”(20:37 – 36:35) While the hosts are talking to Richard Simmons, his Shorts, Laces on the shorts, and the Stain, fast food mogul Teriyaki Boy calls. Then a Wizard (walrus/lizard) calls, as does Michael Jordan, Mr. Wizard (an actual wizard), and pro wrestler Gorilla Gross.

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From Episode “The Racist Episode”(36:30 – 52:31) An old character, LSD, wafts into the airwaves and, as usual, changes everyone into their alternate personalities. First, the hosts become strippers, and then, Michael Jordan becomes Barbara Streisand, who falls in love with Gorilla Gross, who now sees himself in a new light and instantly softens to [...]

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Richard Simmons’ Shorts and the Laces (on the shorts) call from the Philippines. Part of the Stain (that used to be on the shorts) also calls, in the process revealing how they came to be: they are the result of a splash from a “mayonnaise lobotomy” that Richard Simmons had administered in the past. Then [...]

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From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(45:55 – 56:34) The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.

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POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.” Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along [...]

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A twelve foot tall, repugnant gorilla surrounded by flies and covered in Vaseline, he is one of the most feared wrestlers in Lipton LaMask’s wrestling circuit. His finishing move?: He consoles your head on his chest as if he’s comforting you, then pounds your skull between his fists and his exceptionally hard pectoral muscles.

Classic Clip, 2006 (7:28) POTG Radio speaks with Gorilla Gross, a 12- foot tall Vaseline-covered gorilla from billionaire Lipton LaMask’s elite underground wrestling circuit. Psychotherapist Dr. Flappenhauer had been in the studio, trying to help solve the mystery of wrestling fan Squid Man’s mysterious death and subsequent resurrection.

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