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	<title>Planet of the Grapes &#187; Gorilla Gross</title>
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	<description>tune out the obvious</description>
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		<title>Celebrity Awareness Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor Thornberry, of the first Spiderman movie, is the first caller to try and promote his &#8220;celebrity.&#8221; This leads to Steven Tylerico, a Steve Tyler impersonator, to call and explain what he does to beautiful women on dates. Tiffany Amber Thiessen proves to be the first real celebrity to call. Two old callers, both of [...]]]></description>
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Doctor Thornberry, of the first Spiderman movie, is the first caller to try and promote his &#8220;celebrity.&#8221; This leads to Steven Tylerico, a Steve Tyler impersonator, to call and explain what he does to beautiful women on dates. Tiffany Amber Thiessen proves to be the first real celebrity to call.</p>
<p>Two old callers, both of whom have fledgling bands, call to add to the fray. They are Gib from the band GIB (Gardening in Biodomes) and Joe from the band GIP&#8217;D (Gardening In Possible Biodomes). Besides their metal bands, they are both trying to help Ernie of Sesame St. escape from the secret biodome he is imprisoned in.</p>
<p>Brad Pitt joins and then welcomes the crass Gonzo, who lets his bad attitude out on POTG Radio. His wordplay is combined with that of Steven Tyler and Steven Tylerico (the impersonator), with madness resulting.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll also hear more from Brad Pitt, Mona Lisa, ex-wrestlers Starman and Gorilla Gross, &#8220;Mark Twain&#8221; (who is actually Roseanne Barr on LSD), and Smokey the Bear.</p>
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		<title>Mayonnaise Lobotomies Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Episode &#8220;The Racist Episode&#8221;(20:37 &#8211; 36:35) While the hosts are talking to Richard Simmons, his Shorts, Laces on the shorts, and the Stain, fast food mogul Teriyaki Boy calls. Then a Wizard (walrus/lizard) calls, as does Michael Jordan, Mr. Wizard (an actual wizard), and pro wrestler Gorilla Gross.]]></description>
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<p>While the hosts are talking to Richard Simmons, his Shorts, Laces on the shorts, and the Stain, fast food mogul Teriyaki Boy calls. Then a Wizard (walrus/lizard) calls, as does Michael Jordan, Mr. Wizard (an actual wizard), and pro wrestler Gorilla Gross.</p>
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		<title>LSD Changes Everything</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Episode &#8220;The Racist Episode&#8221;(36:30 &#8211; 52:31) An old character, LSD, wafts into the airwaves and, as usual, changes everyone into their alternate personalities. First, the hosts become strippers, and then, Michael Jordan becomes Barbara Streisand, who falls in love with Gorilla Gross, who now sees himself in a new light and instantly softens to [...]]]></description>
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<p>An old character, LSD, wafts into the airwaves and, as usual, changes everyone into their alternate personalities. First, the hosts become strippers, and then, Michael Jordan becomes Barbara Streisand, who falls in love with Gorilla Gross, who now sees himself in a new light and instantly softens to become &#8220;Gorilla Grace.&#8221; Elton John calls, and Grimace calls to marry Michael/Barbara and Gorilla Grace.</p>
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		<title>The Racist Episode</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Richard Simmons&#8217; Shorts and the Laces (on the shorts) call from the Philippines. Part of the Stain (that used to be on the shorts) also calls, in the process revealing how they came to be: they are the result of a splash from a &#8220;mayonnaise lobotomy&#8221; that Richard Simmons had administered in the past. Then [...]]]></description>
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<p>While the hosts are talking to Richard Simmons, his Shorts, Laces on the shorts, and the Stain, fast food mogul Teriyaki Boy calls. Then a Wizard (walrus/lizard) calls, as does Michael Jordan, Mr. Wizard (an actual wizard), and pro wrestler Gorilla Gross.</p>
<p>An old character, LSD, wafts into the airwaves and, as usual, changes everyone into their alternate personalities. First, the hosts become strippers, and then, Michael Jordan becomes Barbara Streisand, who falls in love with Gorilla Gross, who now sees himself in a new light and instantly softens to become &#8220;Gorilla Grace.&#8221; Elton John calls, and Grimace calls to marry Michael/Barbara and Gorilla Grace.</p>
<p>Yotesh is the herder who guards the Essence of Italy, currently residing in a mountain in Albania. The Goat God calls to keep Yotesh in check, and then the Essence of Italy gets on the phone to speak for himself.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.planetofthegrapes.com/radio/The%20Racist%20Episode.mp3"></a></p>
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		<title>Gorilla Gross Wants You to Fight: Ms. POTG Radio Part 9</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Episode &#8220;The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt&#8221;(45:55 &#8211; 56:34) The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.]]></description>
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<div id="clip_info">From Episode &#8220;The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt&#8221;(45:55 &#8211; 56:34)</div>
<p>The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.</p>
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		<title>The Highway to the Sun was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt</title>
		<link>http://planetofthegrapes.com/potg-radio/the-highway-to-the-sun-was-paved-by-fozzy-roosevelt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[POTG Radio&#8217;s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a &#8220;non-comedy&#8221; routine with host U.B. Jackson&#8217;s asexual parent, otherwise known as &#8220;Greater Organism Jackson.&#8221; Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy&#8217;s bed (it&#8217;s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>POTG Radio&#8217;s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a &#8220;non-comedy&#8221; routine with host U.B. Jackson&#8217;s asexual parent, otherwise known as &#8220;Greater Organism Jackson.&#8221;</p>
<p>Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy&#8217;s bed (it&#8217;s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along with Fuzzy Bear tries to explain the connection between Fozzy Bear and Roosevelt family infidelity.</p>
<p>The championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant begins. Goat God, who joined for Round Two, comes back to mediate as promised. The three finalists are Tiffany Amber Thiessen (who had previously revealed to POTG Radio how she cannot see herself), the gender-bending Louis/Lois Louise, and BQEesha, part of a highway in NYC. Birdman calls for Question 1.</p>
<p>The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.</p>
<p>The Goat God asks the final question in the championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant and a winner is finally chosen to receive the coveted prize: a typewriter and a minute piece of the Berlin Wall.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.planetofthegrapes.com/radio/The%20Highway%20to%20the%20Sun%20was%20Paved%20by%20Fozzy%20Roosevelt.mp3"></a></p>
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		<title>Gorilla Gross</title>
		<link>http://planetofthegrapes.com/potg-radio/gorilla-gross/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A twelve foot tall, repugnant gorilla surrounded by flies and covered in Vaseline, he is one of the most feared wrestlers in Lipton LaMask&#8217;s wrestling circuit. His finishing move?: He consoles your head on his chest as if he&#8217;s comforting you, then pounds your skull between his fists and his exceptionally hard pectoral muscles.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A twelve foot tall, repugnant gorilla surrounded by flies and covered in Vaseline, he is one of the most feared wrestlers in Lipton LaMask&#8217;s wrestling circuit. His finishing move?: He consoles your head on his chest as if he&#8217;s comforting you, then pounds your skull between his fists and his exceptionally hard pectoral muscles. </p>
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		<title>Gorilla Gross, Pro Wrestler</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 23:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Classic Clip, 2006 (7:28) POTG Radio speaks with Gorilla Gross, a 12- foot tall Vaseline-covered gorilla from billionaire Lipton LaMask&#8217;s elite underground wrestling circuit. Psychotherapist Dr. Flappenhauer had been in the studio, trying to help solve the mystery of wrestling fan Squid Man&#8217;s mysterious death and subsequent resurrection.]]></description>
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<p>POTG Radio speaks with Gorilla Gross, a 12- foot tall Vaseline-covered gorilla from billionaire Lipton LaMask&#8217;s elite underground wrestling circuit. Psychotherapist Dr. Flappenhauer had been in the studio, trying to help solve the mystery of wrestling fan Squid Man&#8217;s mysterious death and subsequent resurrection. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.planetofthegrapes.com/radio/Gorilla%20Gross%20Pro%20Wrestler.mp3"></a></p>
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