Two morning drive DJs from a Vancouver radio station perform an “FCC Hijack.” Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio call POTG Radio while simultaneously airing the conversation on their own show. The POTG Radio hosts agree to let Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio psychoanalyze Grimace and Lotharius the Transvestite Wolf, who were on the POTG Radio phone before the morning jocks called.

Upon the request of one Dr. Frank N. Furter of Rocky Horror fame, disgruntled ex-Muppet and POTG Radio’s favorite rhymer, Gonzo, is called. At first, Gonzo resists the phone call because he’s having “me time.” He’s celebrating the anniversary of breaking free from Nanny, the caregiver who watched over the Muppets when they were babies. He stays on long enough to discuss his dispute with Harvey Keitel, his several homes, and Frank’s upcoming Halloween party.

Also, a conversation with Grimace reveals why he recently had plastic surgery.

Two morning drive DJs from a Vancouver radio station perform an “FCC Hijack.” Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio call POTG Radio while simultaneously airing the conversation on their own show. The POTG Radio hosts agree to let Premium Priest and Baby O’Radio psychoanalyze Grimace and Lotharius the Transvestite Wolf, who were on the POTG Radio phone before the morning jocks called.

An old character, LSD, wafts into the airwaves and, as usual, changes everyone into their alternate personalities. First, the hosts become strippers, and then, Michael Jordan becomes Barbara Streisand, who falls in love with Gorilla Gross, who now sees himself in a new light and instantly softens to become “Gorilla Grace.” Elton John calls, and Grimace calls to marry Michael/Barbara and Gorilla Grace.

While the hosts are talking to Richard Simmons, his Shorts, Laces on the shorts, and the Stain, fast food mogul Teriyaki Boy calls. Then a Wizard (walrus/lizard) calls, as does Michael Jordan, Mr. Wizard (an actual wizard), and pro wrestler Gorilla Gross.

An old character, LSD, wafts into the airwaves and, as usual, changes everyone into their alternate personalities. First, the hosts become strippers, and then, Michael Jordan becomes Barbara Streisand, who falls in love with Gorilla Gross, who now sees himself in a new light and instantly softens to become “Gorilla Grace.” Elton John calls, and Grimace calls to marry Michael/Barbara and Gorilla Grace.

Yotesh is the herder who guards the Essence of Italy, currently residing in a mountain in Albania. The Goat God calls to keep Yotesh in check, and then the Essence of Italy gets on the phone to speak for himself.

It’s been a long time since clandestine lovers, Ross Perot and Chelsea Clinton, have been on the show. Their old friend, Dennis Rodman, begins the proceedings by translating for their dog. Later Rodman’s ex, Carmen Electra calls, as does ESPN head Extreme Strom and Gonzo, the burnt-out muppet who loves rhyming.

The third round of the Ms. POTG Radio Pageant begins, and unfortunately for the ladies, Gonzo sticks around from the last segment. CJ, the thief who became impaled on the British crown jewels and thus through a strange process is now royalty, joins as a contestant, along with Satan, who technically is equally male and female. Then there is BQEesha, a piece of the BQE (Brooklyn-Queen Expressway) in New York City.

Questions for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants continue, though technically this is more of a command: to tell their parents something they’ve never said to them before. But who could be the real parent of a woman like CJ whose blood was changed, let alone Satan, or a piece of a highway in New York?!

The third question for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants involves Birdbest, who is woken up to perform a practice eulogy for Satan.

Grimace calls to offer his brother, Gimnael, sanctuary on his battleship, then Bjord Scarecrow calls to fight with Gimnael over a woman.

After Gimnael describes how flying Harlequins who live in the plains of Canada attack American motorcyclists, a Harlequin on his way to Reno calls.

Grimace calls to offer his brother sanctuary on his battleship, then Bjord Scarecrow calls to fight with Gimnael over a woman.

The health guru behind “Sweating to the Oldies” and old friend of POTG Radio calls to describe some of his new products.

You’ll also hear about POTG Radio’s bizarre missing microphone and an interview with its instructional manual, Willow’s brother, Willus, and Indian game show host Gilbert Gabooge.

’90s health guru, Susan Powter, calls to pick a bone with our special in-studio guest.

Louis Louise calls, explaining how he is a drag racer in more than one sense of the term. POTG Radio also hears from his disapproving mother.

McDonaldland henchman, Quailburglar, (he has changed his name) is confronted by the clown he tried to explode while skiing in the Alps.

You’ll also hear from Shirtman, clothing designer Don Kong (formerly Donkey Kong), and the actual personifications of the logos “Have a Nice Day” and “Shit Happens.”

’90s health guru Susan Powter calls to pick a bone with our special in-studio guest.