Planet of the Grapes » Joe from GIP’D

A Bad Case of Gonzaria Pt. 2

admin — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:44:54 +0000

From Episode “Celebrity Awareness Day”(15:54 – 25:27)

Two old callers, both of whom have fledgling bands, call to add to the fray. They are Gib from the band GIB (Gardening in Biodomes) and Joe from the band GIP’D (Gardening In Possible Biodomes). Besides their metal bands, they are both trying to help Ernie of Sesame St. escape from the secret biodome he is imprisoned in.

Celebrity Awareness Day

admin — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:20:04 +0000

Doctor Thornberry, of the first Spiderman movie, is the first caller to try and promote his “celebrity.” This leads to Steven Tylerico, a Steve Tyler impersonator, to call and explain what he does to beautiful women on dates. Tiffany Amber Thiessen proves to be the first real celebrity to call.

Brad Pitt joins and then welcomes the crass Gonzo, who lets his bad attitude out on POTG Radio. His wordplay is combined with that of Steven Tyler and Steven Tylerico (the impersonator), with madness resulting.

You’ll also hear more from Brad Pitt, Mona Lisa, ex-wrestlers Starman and Gorilla Gross, “Mark Twain” (who is actually Roseanne Barr on LSD), and Smokey the Bear.

Are You Ready to Rock?

admin — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:58:53 +0000

From Episode “Legends in their Own Minds”(1:37 – 28:01)

Jezlude, lead singer of extreme band, GWAR, calls to offer his services to write a POTG Radio jingle and complain about how two of his rivals from old battle of the bands at state fairs were recently on the show. This prompts said rivals, Gib from the band Gardening in Biodomes and Joe from Gardening in Possible Biodomes, to call and have it out.

Gardening in Possible Biodomes

admin — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:54:33 +0000

From Episode “Ice Cold Potatoes”(41:46 – 58:51)

Ernie calls from the secret hospital where he is being kept against his will; he has not, in fact, died of cancer. He has no idea where the hospital is located and fears that for the upcoming event known as the “Airing of Correctances,” he will make the worst mashed potatoes (as judged by Snuffleupagus), and thus be crucified. Two rock musicians call to offer help, as well as David the Gnome.

Ice Cold Potatoes

admin — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:54:41 +0000

POTG Radio hears from Mole Man, who is running for “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” a contest with strange rules. He announces he is dating CJ, the mother of his opponent, JC Superstar. In 2006, CJ “fell on” the British crown jewels while attempting to steal them, which set in motion a process that turned her into royalty. Gonzo also calls to have it out with Mole Man.

With Mole Man and JC Superstar both campaigning to be elected “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” they turn to two famous ice cream makers for support. The first is the cold-hearted Cream Christ, the second is Rodney the Caped Ice Cream Man.

Hear all of the above plus get more in depth with the United Ruler of Scandinavia race.