Planet of the Grapes

1) The task is complete. Now to begin my French translation of “War and Peace.” Though I know nothing of war, French, or Tolstoy. But I am sure the God of Grammar shall smile upon me. Note: When I refer to “licking carpet,” I of course am referring to an oral fixation to floor decorations. [...]

POTG Radio speaks with Tor, the janitor of NYC. After sending out a bizarre request for his clothing preferences, Mother Therysiskel, mother of a “baby bishop,” calls to negotiate with Tor. Somehow Col. Mustard of Clue, adult children’s model Boy Man, and Gonzo of the Muppets are all involved in a pending war that raises [...]

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