Planet of the Grapes

Pablo Picasso heard POTG Radio talking about him off the air and decided to hijack the episode. It turns out that he has been reincarnated into the body of a talent agent for David Duchovny but still remembers his past life, so it’s made him a little elitist and bitter. Louis Louise calls to take [...]

Pablo Picasso heard POTG Radio talking about him off the air and decided to hijack the episode. It turns out that he has been reincarnated into the body of a talent agent for David Duchovny but still remembers his past life, so it’s made him a little elitist and bitter. Louis Louise calls to take [...]

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From Episode “Breaking the Law”(30:42 – 50:30) General Gyro stays on the phone to welcome video game stars Mario and Luigi, still in Vegas after Luigi’s legal troubles there. The Brothers’ old cohort, Toad, now rich from Saudi oil, calls to offer them jobs in his new casino, and the transgender Louis Louise calls to [...]

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“Young David Hasselhoff,” the cloned version of, well, David Hasselhoff in his youth, comes up against the Canadian version of himself. As discussed in a previous episode (“President’s Day Blow Out,” 2007), there are many Hasselhoff clones wandering about. Gimnael, Grimace’s brother and leader of a motorcycle gang, invites himself onto the show in his [...]

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From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(32:52 – 45:46) The championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant begins. Goat God, who joined for Round Two, comes back to mediate as promised. The three finalists are Tiffany Amber Thiessen (who had previously revealed to POTG Radio how she cannot see [...]

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From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(56:34 – 68:41) The Goat God asks the final question in the championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant and a winner is finally chosen to receive the coveted prize: a typewriter and a minute piece of the Berlin Wall.

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POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.” Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along [...]

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From Episode “Fruit of the Loins”(30:18 – 46:05) The next three ladies competing for the title of Ms. POTG Radio come to the studio to see how they size up to the questioning. The contest will span four episodes and this is the second. The guests include two ambiguous characters, Louis Louise and Rose Royce. [...]

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From Episode “Fruit of the Loins”(46:08 – 61:50) The second batch of contestants for Ms. POTG Radio—Louis Louise, Rose Royce, and Birdie— continue by answering a “deep question.”

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The Grapes from popular underwear company Fruit of the Loom, now a New York real estate mogul, calls to air his gripes with POTG Radio. He brings along his “B Team” which includes Mango and Cucumber, but his lost gay son, Pink Scarf (a watermelon with a pink scarf) is not afraid of his powerful [...]

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