Planet of the Grapes

The Grim Reaper calls to announce his image change. This leads to Fabio calling, who is trying to convince the Grim Reaper to grant him immortality and destroy falcons. The Afterbirth Fairy calls as does her current lover, the King of Thailand. Slain, a depressed high schooler, is upset because the Grim Reaper had just [...]

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From Episode “Image Makeover”(31:48 – 43:13) Piglet calls to announce he has recently joined the motorcycle gang headed by Gimnael, Grimace’s brother. Gimnael calls shortly thereafter to announce his new love, but alas there is trouble in paradise. Slain, the depressed teenager from the previous segment, sneaks back on the show.

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From Episode “Image Makeover”(43:08 – 62:14) Louis Louise, who is a man by day and woman by night, fights to keep the love of the straight Gimnael. S/he calls gets her friend Falucio, “God of the Harlequins,” on the phone. Louis claims to have not known that harlequins and motorcyclists are sworn enemies. POTG Radio’s [...]

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From Episode “Binge Drunking”(18:29 – 35:26) Whale Man can change genders, and so can caller Louis Louise, a new kind of drag racer. That’s why Louis calls to feel out what a little romance between the two may be like. You’ll also hear from Roy Guilt, a man who literally carries the weight of the [...]

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Whale Man, a hermaphroditic whale who used to be married to porn producer Jermaine Jermolst, calls POTG Radio. S/he is attempting to go to the other extreme by becoming a moral crusader, though a call from her son, ex-Nickelodeon host Donnie Jeffcoat, reveals s/he’s probably yearning for a lover more than missing family. Whale Man [...]

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From Episode “Plum Power!”(62:43 – 78:25) Louis Louise calls, explaining how he is a drag racer in more than one sense of the term. POTG Radio also hears from his disapproving mother.

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POTG radio’s oldest ally, Grimace, gives a rare interview and remains in the studio for the remainder of the episode. ’90s health guru, Susan Powter, calls to pick a bone with our special in-studio guest. Louis Louise calls, explaining how he is a drag racer in more than one sense of the term. POTG Radio [...]

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