Planet of the Grapes

1) My electric flute is not plugged in. Electricity and flying don’t mix. Ohhh, that’s what I smell… burning leather  helmets. Next week, have the minor scale prepared. I know it’s your second lesson, but you will be headlining at my funeral. So Practice! 2) Somehow I went on a date with three leaves named [...]

34th Street and Broadway And now, onward and upward from the Macy’s basement to the 7th floor. Whereas the color palette in the basement brought band-aids to mind, here we have that very strange combination of orange and brown. Orange and brown can work in a weird way, beautiful and ugly at the same time, [...]

34th Street & Broadway We had to, of course, save Macy’s for December. It’s the only department store the real Santa actually visits (at least that’s what we were told when kids—hiring a guy with a real beard goes far. Hiring a guy with real prison experience doesn’t). This entry features the facilities in the [...]