Planet of the Grapes

Yahdderman celebrates scoring his chariot’s license and considers Cream Christ as a candidate to pull him around. Cream Christ chimes in immediately, but his first gripe is over a competing ice cream and pizza establishment. Turns out the offending Pizza Hovel is owned by Mario’s cousin, who turns this grudge into an all-out verbal melee. [...]

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Yahdderman celebrates scoring his chariot’s license and considers Cream Christ as a candidate to pull him around. Cream Christ chimes in immediately, but his first gripe is over a competing ice cream and pizza establishment. Turns out the offending Pizza Hovel is owned by Mario’s cousin, who turns this grudge into an all-out verbal melee. [...]

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Mario starts by complaining how his brother Luigi isn’t always sharp, citing an old incident where he fell for a cop disguised as a prostitute. Renowned Swiss therapist Dr. Flappenhauer calls with advice, but can’t get far as he is always interrupted by his boots, which respectively house the spirits of Keith Richards and Michael [...]

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Pee Wee Herman’s Couch begins by proclaiming that he has a “big old mouth” and that Luigi has fed him burgers in the past. The undigested burgers have now formed into a being named Rancid Burger Monster (or Ribbim for short), who apparently is going into business with Spongebob Squarepants. They plan to start a [...]

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Mario starts by complaining how his brother Luigi isn’t always sharp, citing an old incident where he fell for a cop disguised as a prostitute. Renowned Swiss therapist Dr. Flappenhauer calls with advice, but can’t get far as he is always interrupted by his boots, which respectively house the spirits of Keith Richards and Michael [...]

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From Episode “What Starts in Kashmir Stays in Kashmir”(40:02 – 60:16) POTG Radio follows up with the Mario Bros. from the last episode’s conversation, when it became clear that their lives were falling apart. The “Grime Reaper” and his sidekick, a punk rocker called Immature call to discuss how they are forcing Luigi to be [...]

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From Episode “Breaking the Law”(30:42 – 50:30) General Gyro stays on the phone to welcome video game stars Mario and Luigi, still in Vegas after Luigi’s legal troubles there. The Brothers’ old cohort, Toad, now rich from Saudi oil, calls to offer them jobs in his new casino, and the transgender Louis Louise calls to [...]

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From Episode “Breaking the Law”(50:40 – 59:40) Continuing the discussion with the Mario Brothers, Kato Kaelin, O.J. Simpson’s infamous former house sitter, calls. He reveals that the Mario Brothers in fact went to Beverly Hills high school after moving from NY to LA in their teens as they were attempting to break into the entertainment [...]

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“Young David Hasselhoff,” the cloned version of, well, David Hasselhoff in his youth, comes up against the Canadian version of himself. As discussed in a previous episode (“President’s Day Blow Out,” 2007), there are many Hasselhoff clones wandering about. Gimnael, Grimace’s brother and leader of a motorcycle gang, invites himself onto the show in his [...]

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T.T, the official Thanksgiving turkey of 2007, calls. It turns out he’s getting his kicks in before getting eaten and is in bed with a celebrity who’s a favorite of the tabloids. The Harlem River calls to combat the fact that the East River was on last episode and is friends with T.T. The Harlem [...]

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